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Purina diet

bang250bang250 Member Posts: 8,021
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my German Shorthair and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time --- but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking myself and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.




I stole that from another site I thought it was funny Snit

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  • buckeyboybuckeyboy Member Posts: 5,833
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bang250
    I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my German Shorthair and was in line to check out.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time --- but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

    I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking myself and a car hit me.

    I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.




    I stole that from another site I thought it was funny Snit
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
  • Chief ShawayChief Shaway Member, Moderator Posts: 6,268 ******
    edited November -1
    Have fallen of the couch more than once trying.[:D]
  • DaBowMan18DaBowMan18 Member Posts: 2,962
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Chief Shaway
    Have fallen of the couch more than once trying.[:D]
    lol.....[B)]
    that was funny[:D]
  • taco413taco413 Member Posts: 2,504 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hell if I could do that i'd never leave home[:D]
  • SuspensionSuspension Member Posts: 4,783
    edited November -1
  • surekillsurekill Member Posts: 1,926 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D] good 1
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