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Ted Nugent
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TedNugent, an avid hunter was being interviewed by a French journalist. the journlist asked, What do you think the last thought is in the mind of a deer before you shoot it??
Is it? Are you my friend?or is it " are you the one who killed my brother?"
Nugent replied, Deer arent capable of that kind of thinking.
All they care about is, What am I going to eat next,
Who am I going to screw next
and can I run fast enough to get away.
They are very much like the French [:0][:D]
Is it? Are you my friend?or is it " are you the one who killed my brother?"
Nugent replied, Deer arent capable of that kind of thinking.
All they care about is, What am I going to eat next,
Who am I going to screw next
and can I run fast enough to get away.
They are very much like the French [:0][:D]
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Nugent replied, Deer arent capable of that kind of thinking.
All they care about is, What am I going to eat next,
Who am I going to screw next
and can I run fast enough to get away.
They are very much like the French [:0][:D]
I was going to say our government.[:D][:D]
I got me a rock n roll band. It's a free-for-all!!!
wooo.
Ben[:p]
when in doubt, I whip it out.
I got me a rock n roll band. It's a free-for-all!!!
wooo.
Ben[:p]
Ben you mean aerosmiths big 10 inch?[:0]
ben
nope, that's the nuge..."Free-For-All"
ben
ben's right mag thats the Nuge man
See you there with your cheshire grin
I got my eyes on you
Shake yout tail feather in my face and there's no tell in what I'll do
Well looky here, you sweet young thing: the magic's in my hands
When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me in a rock'n'roll band
It's a free for all [;)]
I was just trying to put some perv into it. But I guess that flew over head. OK how about AC/DC's big balls? My son about died the first time he heard that one.
I was just trying to put some perv into it. But I guess that flew over head.
It's a rare occasion, but yeah, I guess it did. I've got too much woman on the mind right now anyway. It's really messing up my thought processes, and hurting my work.
Ben
Too much woman? is she a big gal?[;)]
man bang...she's smokin'...I havn't been able to think clearly since Friday. can't sleep/work/concentrate. she'll be visiting tomorrow so hopefully I can concentrate on what I'd rather be concentrating on.
Ben
quote:Originally posted by bang250
Too much woman? is she a big gal?[;)]
man bang...she's smokin'...I havn't been able to think clearly since Friday. can't sleep/work/concentrate. she'll be visiting tomorrow so hopefully I can concentrate on what I'd rather be concentrating on.
Ben
What's that Ben? Wedding plans/marriage?[:D][B)][:X][xx(]
quote:Originally posted by bang250
Too much woman? is she a big gal?[;)]
man bang...she's smokin'...I havn't been able to think clearly since Friday. can't sleep/work/concentrate. she'll be visiting tomorrow so hopefully I can concentrate on what I'd rather be concentrating on.
Ben
Well good luck to you man, I hope she works out for ya.....in a skimpy little outfit[;)]
Any pics yet?[:D]
quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
quote:Originally posted by bang250
Too much woman? is she a big gal?[;)]
man bang...she's smokin'...I havn't been able to think clearly since Friday. can't sleep/work/concentrate. she'll be visiting tomorrow so hopefully I can concentrate on what I'd rather be concentrating on.
Ben
Well good luck to you man, I hope she works out for ya.....in a skimpy little outfit[;)]
Any pics yet?[:D]
Ben I just noticed your sig you SOB. Yea we want proof cause I don't believe it. (your hetero that is)[:D][:D]
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bas tard.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
What have you got there?
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
Pies, you dumb chit!
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses,
And all the kings men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too cause he was gay.
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, & a sports car.
ok back to the original post... I got that a while back with:
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bas tard.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
What have you got there?
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
Pies, you dumb chit!
HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses,
And all the kings men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
Then died of electric shock.
GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too cause he was gay.
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, & a sports car.
[:D][:D][:D] Those were good
http://www.hannity.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-37000.html
and a little preview that I didn't have time to edit.
According to a July 15, 1990 interview for the Detroit Free Press, Nugent described how he avoided the draft during the Vietnam War: He claims that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last ten days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with excrement and stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says. His quote: " but if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, , or I'd have killed all the Hippies in the foxholes. I would have killed everybody."
If that's true it would certainly qualify as draft dodging.
In the article from an earlier post by white he did not dodge the draft. He reported to the draft board and they declined his service. I will admit that he went to a lot of trouble and effort to make himself undesirable to the draft board. He still reported as required according to the article.Clinton and a lot of other Libs actually did dodge the draft by running away to foriegn countries (England and Canada come to mind).
Egads. If that's true it would certainly qualify as draft dodging, but not for cowardice, he is not that by a longshot.
That does not qulify as draft dodging? The army should have thrown his * into a shower, shaved his head and stuck a weapon into his hand just liike anyone else.
Like the story line goes "that was then this is now"
likemhot
Ben
I am 45 this year and if there was a good cause to go I would be first in line..
God bless the young men and women who fought and lost their lives for WHAT[:(][:(][:(][:(]
I was asso gun ho after 911 now I wonder what the hell are our kids getting killed for. do I respect them YES do I support Them HELL yes do I agreee that they sre still there Hell NO>>>>>>[:(]