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Ted Nugent

buckeyboybuckeyboy Member Posts: 5,833
TedNugent, an avid hunter was being interviewed by a French journalist. the journlist asked, What do you think the last thought is in the mind of a deer before you shoot it??
Is it? Are you my friend?or is it " are you the one who killed my brother?"


Nugent replied, Deer arent capable of that kind of thinking.
All they care about is, What am I going to eat next,
Who am I going to screw next
and can I run fast enough to get away.

They are very much like the French [:0][:D]

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  • Hunter MagHunter Mag Member Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:
    Nugent replied, Deer arent capable of that kind of thinking.
    All they care about is, What am I going to eat next,
    Who am I going to screw next
    and can I run fast enough to get away.

    They are very much like the French [:0][:D]

    I was going to say our government.[:D][:D]
  • fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    when in doubt, I whip it out.

    I got me a rock n roll band. It's a free-for-all!!!

    wooo.


    Ben[:p]
  • Hunter MagHunter Mag Member Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    when in doubt, I whip it out.

    I got me a rock n roll band. It's a free-for-all!!!

    wooo.


    Ben[:p]

    Ben you mean aerosmiths big 10 inch?[:0]
  • fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    nope, that's the nuge..."Free-For-All"

    ben
  • buckeyboybuckeyboy Member Posts: 5,833
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    nope, that's the nuge..."Free-For-All"

    ben
    ben's right mag thats the Nuge man


    See you there with your cheshire grin
    I got my eyes on you
    Shake yout tail feather in my face and there's no tell in what I'll do
    Well looky here, you sweet young thing: the magic's in my hands
    When in doubt, I'll whip it out. I got me in a rock'n'roll band
    It's a free for all [;)]
  • Hunter MagHunter Mag Member Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Where did you guys sense of humor go? I know that's Terrible Ted. I used to have a couple of his albums back in the.....well nevermind.
    I was just trying to put some perv into it. But I guess that flew over head. OK how about AC/DC's big balls? My son about died the first time he heard that one.
  • fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Hunter Mag
    I was just trying to put some perv into it. But I guess that flew over head.


    It's a rare occasion, but yeah, I guess it did. I've got too much woman on the mind right now anyway. It's really messing up my thought processes, and hurting my work.

    Ben
  • bang250bang250 Member Posts: 8,021
    edited November -1
    Too much woman? is she a big gal?[;)]
  • fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bang250
    Too much woman? is she a big gal?[;)]


    man bang...she's smokin'...I havn't been able to think clearly since Friday. can't sleep/work/concentrate. she'll be visiting tomorrow so hopefully I can concentrate on what I'd rather be concentrating on.

    Ben
  • buckeyboybuckeyboy Member Posts: 5,833
    edited November -1
    Yea she smoking[?] Thats cause her * is so big it's dragging in the street when she walks. like an old caddy with an overloaded trunk that burns oil.[B)][:0][:D][:D]
  • Hunter MagHunter Mag Member Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    quote:Originally posted by bang250
    Too much woman? is she a big gal?[;)]


    man bang...she's smokin'...I havn't been able to think clearly since Friday. can't sleep/work/concentrate. she'll be visiting tomorrow so hopefully I can concentrate on what I'd rather be concentrating on.

    Ben

    What's that Ben? Wedding plans/marriage?[:D][B)][:X][xx(]
  • bang250bang250 Member Posts: 8,021
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    quote:Originally posted by bang250
    Too much woman? is she a big gal?[;)]


    man bang...she's smokin'...I havn't been able to think clearly since Friday. can't sleep/work/concentrate. she'll be visiting tomorrow so hopefully I can concentrate on what I'd rather be concentrating on.

    Ben




    Well good luck to you man, I hope she works out for ya.....in a skimpy little outfit[;)]


    Any pics yet?[:D]
  • Hunter MagHunter Mag Member Posts: 6,610 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by bang250
    quote:Originally posted by fishermanben
    quote:Originally posted by bang250
    Too much woman? is she a big gal?[;)]


    man bang...she's smokin'...I havn't been able to think clearly since Friday. can't sleep/work/concentrate. she'll be visiting tomorrow so hopefully I can concentrate on what I'd rather be concentrating on.

    Ben




    Well good luck to you man, I hope she works out for ya.....in a skimpy little outfit[;)]


    Any pics yet?[:D]


    Ben I just noticed your sig you SOB. Yea we want proof cause I don't believe it. (your hetero that is)[:D][:D]
  • dcso3009dcso3009 Member Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    ok back to the original post... I got that a while back with:

    Mary had a little pig,
    She kept it fat and plastered;
    And when the price of pork went up,
    She shot the little bas tard.

    MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two hunks of bread.

    JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
    To have a little fun.
    Stupid Jill forgot the pill
    And now they have a son.

    SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
    What have you got there?
    Said the Pie man unto Simon,
    Pies, you dumb chit!

    HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses,
    And all the kings men.
    Had scrambled eggs,
    For breakfast again.

    HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
    All over the bedside clock.
    The little dog laughed to see such fun,
    Then died of electric shock.

    GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    And when the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too cause he was gay.

    There was a little girl who had a little curl
    Right in the middle of her forehead.
    When she was good, she was very, very good.
    But when she was bad
    She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, & a sports car.
  • buckeyboybuckeyboy Member Posts: 5,833
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dcso3009
    ok back to the original post... I got that a while back with:

    Mary had a little pig,
    She kept it fat and plastered;
    And when the price of pork went up,
    She shot the little bas tard.

    MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two hunks of bread.

    JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
    To have a little fun.
    Stupid Jill forgot the pill
    And now they have a son.

    SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
    Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
    What have you got there?
    Said the Pie man unto Simon,
    Pies, you dumb chit!

    HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses,
    And all the kings men.
    Had scrambled eggs,
    For breakfast again.

    HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
    All over the bedside clock.
    The little dog laughed to see such fun,
    Then died of electric shock.

    GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    And when the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too cause he was gay.

    There was a little girl who had a little curl
    Right in the middle of her forehead.
    When she was good, she was very, very good.
    But when she was bad
    She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, & a sports car.

    [:D][:D][:D] Those were good
  • dcso3009dcso3009 Member Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I thought so...
  • likemhotlikemhot Member Posts: 2,884 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sorry guys, I grew up in the '60s and '70s, lost friends and still went down to the local draft board. In my mind he's still is a draft dodger who hid behind his mom, and a family who didn't have the money to buy his way out of harms way. He can say anything he wants now and people look up to him as a folk hero because he in a spokesman for the NRA and loves to hunt. Here's something to check out.

    http://www.hannity.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-37000.html

    and a little preview that I didn't have time to edit.

    According to a July 15, 1990 interview for the Detroit Free Press, Nugent described how he avoided the draft during the Vietnam War: He claims that 30 days before his Draft Board Physical, he stopped all forms of personal hygiene. The last ten days he ingested nothing but junk food and Pepsi, and a week before his physical he stopped using the bathroom altogether, virtually living inside pants caked with excrement and stained by his urine. That spectacle won Nugent a deferment, he says. His quote: " but if I would have gone over there, I'd have been killed, or I'd have killed, , or I'd have killed all the Hippies in the foxholes. I would have killed everybody."

    If that's true it would certainly qualify as draft dodging.

    In the article from an earlier post by white he did not dodge the draft. He reported to the draft board and they declined his service. I will admit that he went to a lot of trouble and effort to make himself undesirable to the draft board. He still reported as required according to the article.Clinton and a lot of other Libs actually did dodge the draft by running away to foriegn countries (England and Canada come to mind).

    Egads. If that's true it would certainly qualify as draft dodging, but not for cowardice, he is not that by a longshot.

    That does not qulify as draft dodging? The army should have thrown his * into a shower, shaved his head and stuck a weapon into his hand just liike anyone else.

    Like the story line goes "that was then this is now"

    likemhot
  • fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    likemhot, I'd like to see some documentation to back that up. With all the lefty's out to discredit any spokesperson for the NRA, that would be perfect ammunition if it was true.

    Ben
  • likemhotlikemhot Member Posts: 2,884 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm a life member of the NRA and it is true. There was even an article about it a whileback when his mom passed away.
  • buckeyboybuckeyboy Member Posts: 5,833
    edited November -1
    My thoughts..... a lot of hero's died for some suck * politics. Nugent was smart enough to salvage his life and not waste it. This dude has made significant contributions to hunting and gun ownwership. Thank the good lord some slant didden't get the chance to kill this man for no good reason...... That war sucked for all except for polititions.

    I am 45 this year and if there was a good cause to go I would be first in line..

    God bless the young men and women who fought and lost their lives for WHAT[:(][:(][:(][:(]
  • likemhotlikemhot Member Posts: 2,884 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    buckeyboy, what makes a guy that can play guitar any more an icon than the guys who laid their life on the line when their country asked them to answer the call, so he's a hero cause he figgered if he crappe* his pants he was better than the guy who didn't. I worked with a guy who stood in line at the recruiters office and abused himself in front of the SGT. yeah another hero. How about all the guys who went and never came home and could have changed the world for the better. Sorry, if Ted wants to fight my war for gun control I would rather do it myself, and at 45 you didn't qualify for the Viet Nam draft. Sorry , it's a different story when Uncle Sam wants to greet you.
  • buckeyboybuckeyboy Member Posts: 5,833
    edited November -1
    I hear ya man . I feel bad for all who went to war.

    I was asso gun ho after 911 now I wonder what the hell are our kids getting killed for. do I respect them YES do I support Them HELL yes do I agreee that they sre still there Hell NO>>>>>>[:(]
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