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Silly joke.
Don McManus
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A Muslim kid can't find his mother in the supermarket.
The store attendant says `What does your mother look like?'
The kid says "How the hell would I know?"
And another:
A man was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door.
There were two sheriffs there. He asked them "Is there a problem." One of the sheriffs asked if he was married and the man says "yes."
The sheriff asks if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality, and she's a good cook too."
The store attendant says `What does your mother look like?'
The kid says "How the hell would I know?"
And another:
A man was sitting at home alone when he heard a knock on the front door.
There were two sheriffs there. He asked them "Is there a problem." One of the sheriffs asked if he was married and the man says "yes."
The sheriff asks if he could see a picture of his wife. The guy says "sure" and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality, and she's a good cook too."
Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.
Brad Steele
Brad Steele
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Don's gonna kick your *.
This is most dire.
Don
Brad Steele
Doc- Zeb your Wife sure don't look too good
Zeb- Well, I know thet Doc, but she chops all the far wood, does the plowin and is good to me and the youg'ins