Got spit on....AND....turned down $102,000.00.....by a mentally challenged person in a drive thru.
I decided it was a pretty day, so I got the Camaro out to run a deposit to the bank.
It started right up, weather was perfect, cracked the window and found a CD to play.....life is good.
I drove to the bank and pulled around to the drive through area. There was a beat up white car to my left, a couple lanes over, a few cars ahead in both lanes that were open. I start to gather my things and I hear a tap on my window. When I turned my head I was visibly shaken by this disheveled looking guy leaning down with his face right at the glass.
I roll the window down and he starts stammering on about it being a 67....he knows what this is.....he grew up with these.....this is "right"......I know what this is.....on and on.....and on.....and on. He has 5 teeth in his mouth, spitting with every word, and this little drop of drool juuuuuust dangling on his bottom lip that never falls.....like the morning dew on a flower petal.
He goes on to say he sells cars and wants to buy this one. I tell him I'm not in the selling mood right now. He says he paid $200 for that car (points to the beat up white thing) and says he will sell it for $1800. "I do this all day, every day." Looks at my car again and says "this is right!" (again.)
Everyone has moved forward.....my lane is now clear ahead and I should be at the terminal. I tell him I've got to go. He says....."I'll give you $100,000 for it". I tell him its not worth quite that much, but I'm not selling it and start to inch forward hoping to make this stop. He says.....One Hundred and TWO Thousand! I say....give me one of your cards and I'll let you know. He starts to yammer on about his daddy owning a vacant lot near Family Dollar and I have probably seen his cars there.
I'm rolling forward and he walks away. I'm putting my deposit in the tube and I hear the white beater revving up like he has the peddle on the floor, but its not moving.......POW!.....it backfires and starts to creep forward. I'm trying not to look over at this point. The teller asks if I need anything else, I say no.....and try to get out of there asap so he can't follow me home.
I know there is a chance that this special needs person had money......but who on earth would let a guy pay over double what a car is worth? He probably didn't have it, so its just insane to imagine this transaction taking place.
So, I can officially say I've been offered, and turned down, $102,000.00 for my car. 😂
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Not only an out of this world offer but a direct exposure to that dang China virus!
Keeeeripes, LF. If that had been me with a bank deposit sitting on the seat next to me, I'd have had the biggest damn gun muzzle that guy had ever seen poking out of my window. He'd have been looking down a storm sewer of a muzzle. And I'd have called 911 the moment he shat his pants and ran.
Don't you EVER do that again. Y'hear?
Depends on the car might bring 100,000 if the right vehicle.
Spraying spit particles would have bothered me, even without the china virus. Nasty, dangerous.
BAHAHAHA
When you drive an old classic expect people to react..good or bad. Was at a major car auction and had my 67 Chevelle SS 396 out in the car corral. Sitting in a chair behind it I would answer questions about the car. There is always folks that say... I had one just like it. So I had my camera ready and when the first one said it , I jumped up and said holy cow... you are the guy that had one just like it and this is that car. After about the 10 time doing that the folks selling cars next to me were laughing so hard the people getting their pictures taken were catching on.
Rocky's absolutely right!
You're too nice to people.
A sawed off double barrel is the perfect tool for the atm or drive thru.
🤫 So I've heard.
I LOVE your reports of life with LF. Lol. I look forward to the latest Kasey Krazies. Gives me a smile.
Darn lol
"Lemme intraduce you to ma leddle fren' "
Yep. That's an attention-getter.
I'm not sure what I'm most impressed with, your demeanor, his offer or the fact you have a Bank open on a Sunday with human tellers 😮
"Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee
Can’t believe you rolled your window down even just a bit to a stranger at a bank. Be careful next time. I’ve had crackheads try to do this knocking on my window in a parking lot. Windows are staying up and they will hear me say get the eff back lol.
So the guy deals in cars priced from $200 to $102000? That is a pretty wide spread!
I'm sure his check would have been good.........
It would be a real hoot to learn the guy is the son of some eccentric Billionaire! 🤣
and you lost his business card!!
Yep, Kasey has some great experiences she shares with us!
I don't know if Kasey is especially blessed to attract some of the characters that she does or if Alabama is just chock full of crazy folks!🤣
Back in 1974, I went to the Albany, NY PD Basic school. The PD had about fifty of the Ithaca Auto & Burglars, plus God knows how many Thompsons. One of the firearms instructors would impress the recruits by shooting it one handed. A few years later I was having a few beers with him, and he told me he used really mild reloads. It impressed us🙂