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How Many Dogs To Change A Lightbulb?
Brookwood
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Funny and true.
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My Border Collies would be quick to inform me that no treats equals no electrical work.
Once they have gotten their treats and started on the job, bounce a tennis ball once and all electrical work will immediantly cease. To restart the electrical work more treats will be necessary!!
There may be something in this universe more important to a Border Collie than a tennis ball. If this item exists I have never found it!! 😂🤣😂
The Golden Retriever is the Sgt. Oddball of dogs.
"There may be something in this universe more important to a Border Collie than a tennis ball. If this item exists I have never found it!!"
My son has a Aussie/English Shepherd cross that looks just like the dog in the pix.
She'd change the light bulb if she knew it meant she could chase the old one (or at least a close approximation of it)
We had one of those "Chuckit" throwers and she'd demand time outside at least hourly.
Highest energy dog I've ever seen!
Big Joe: What’s happening?
Oddball: Well, the tank’s broke and they’re trying to fix it.
Big Joe: Well, then, why the hell aren’t you up there helping them?
Oddball: [chuckles] I only ride ’em, I don’t know what makes ’em work. ... 😉🤣😋
Dogs are too dumb to change lightbulbs................and................they don't have an opposable thumb.
Some People I know are too dumb to change a light bulb...and they have opposable thumbs.
Here in Texas we call those people Aggies.
Yes, I am a UT alumn
Spot on who ever wrote it
About 10 years ago a stray dog was in the yard the neighbors had chased it off and my wife was a bit concerned
It was raining and I had the pole barn door open so i called it in
It was a young female like the photo
She was just a sweetheart from that moment on smart as couldbe to be ayoungdog and as stated loved to play more than any thing
We spent several weeks searched posted adds called shelters nothing
Sadly I think some one just dumped her off
We were going to keep her if no claims and proof could be made And that's how went for a while
At that time my youngest son had a girl friend staying with us
she fell in love and named the dog gypsie as she had just wondered in
as most early bf gf relationships go about a year later my son and his gf split
She begged us to keep the dog it was difficult but we had her promise if any reason bringher back to us No matter how long
It's been years since I have heard about her or the dog
But I did know she thought the world of it I do not do face book but all I heard for thee of four years was evey post she made gypse was in it With her
I still have thoughts about the dog as we truly enjoy them but I know the two of them were Destin to be together they were sole mates for sure
How many Aggies does it take to change a lightbulb?
3
One to hold the lightbulb
Two to turn the ladder.
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