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How Many Dogs To Change A Lightbulb?

BrookwoodBrookwood Member, Moderator Posts: 13,770 ******

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  • gesshotsgesshots Member Posts: 15,678 ✭✭✭✭

    ... πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜‹

    It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won't. ~ J.B. Books
  • dreherdreher Member Posts: 8,891 ✭✭✭✭

    My Border Collies would be quick to inform me that no treats equals no electrical work.

    Once they have gotten their treats and started on the job, bounce a tennis ball once and all electrical work will immediantly cease. To restart the electrical work more treats will be necessary!!

    There may be something in this universe more important to a Border Collie than a tennis ball. If this item exists I have never found it!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  • jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,240 ******

    The Golden Retriever is the Sgt. Oddball of dogs.

  • Wild TurkeyWild Turkey Member Posts: 2,425 ✭✭✭✭

    "There may be something in this universe more important to a Border Collie than a tennis ball. If this item exists I have never found it!!"

    My son has a Aussie/English Shepherd cross that looks just like the dog in the pix.

    She'd change the light bulb if she knew it meant she could chase the old one (or at least a close approximation of it)

    We had one of those "Chuckit" throwers and she'd demand time outside at least hourly.

    Highest energy dog I've ever seen!

  • gesshotsgesshots Member Posts: 15,678 ✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2022


    Big Joe: What’s happening?

    Oddball: Well, the tank’s broke and they’re trying to fix it.

    Big Joe: Well, then, why the hell aren’t you up there helping them?

    Oddball: [chuckles] I only ride ’em, I don’t know what makes ’em work. ... πŸ˜‰πŸ€£πŸ˜‹

    It's being willing. I found out early that most men, regardless of cause or need, aren't willing. They blink an eye or draw a breath before they pull the trigger. I won't. ~ J.B. Books
  • mohawk600mohawk600 Member Posts: 5,529 ✭✭✭✭

    Dogs are too dumb to change lightbulbs................and................they don't have an opposable thumb.

  • Anti KueAnti Kue Member Posts: 210 ✭✭✭

    Some People I know are too dumb to change a light bulb...and they have opposable thumbs.

  • mohawk600mohawk600 Member Posts: 5,529 ✭✭✭✭
  • Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 25,311 ✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2022

    Spot on who ever wrote it


    About 10 years ago a stray dog was in the yard the neighbors had chased it off and my wife was a bit concerned

    It was raining and I had the pole barn door open so i called it in

    It was a young female like the photo

    She was just a sweetheart from that moment on smart as couldbe to be ayoungdog and as stated loved to play more than any thing

    We spent several weeks searched posted adds called shelters nothing

    Sadly I think some one just dumped her off

    We were going to keep her if no claims and proof could be made And that's how went for a while

    At that time my youngest son had a girl friend staying with us

    she fell in love and named the dog gypsie as she had just wondered in

    as most early bf gf relationships go about a year later my son and his gf split

    She begged us to keep the dog it was difficult but we had her promise if any reason bringher back to us No matter how long

    It's been years since I have heard about her or the dog

    But I did know she thought the world of it I do not do face book but all I heard for thee of four years was evey post she made gypse was in it With her

    I still have thoughts about the dog as we truly enjoy them but I know the two of them were Destin to be together they were sole mates for sure

  • mohawk600mohawk600 Member Posts: 5,529 ✭✭✭✭

    How many Aggies does it take to change a lightbulb?

    3

    One to hold the lightbulb

    Two to turn the ladder.


    YOU'RE WELCOME

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