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Old commercial "ditties"
asop
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"Pop-Pop-Fizz-Fizz, oh what a relief it is. What was the product? Have any others?
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Alka-Seltzer ...
Alka Seltzer. How about "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a ....... ..."? Bob
tootsie-pop...
Not a product, but funny ,,,,,,
Sis ,,,,,, boom ,,,,,, bah ; ,,,,,,,,,, The sound of an exploding sheep !! ,,,,,,,,,,,, (Johnny Carson) 🤣
Where is the beef?
I’d walk a mile for a ——- .
Wendy's and Camel.
How about the commercial where a hot blonde says "Take it off, take it all off".
Bob
Clean clear through and de-odorized too
Double your flavor, double your fun with ———— .
Bet you can’t eat just one!
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce and cheese pickles and onions on a sesame seed bun.
They plump when you cook ‘em!
MY bologna has a first name its Oscar ................
Oh I love to be a Oscar Mayer hot dog ........every one would be love with me
when you say Bud ....
its a slinky its a slinky ......
good to the last drop....
ho ho ho land of the giant ..green giant
too many cigarette and beer commercials jingles and the movie stars promoting them . 😲
sad I do many more , but as a kid I watched way too much TV 😕 even with only 2 channels 😁
Come to the mountains of busch
LSMFT
It was before my time, but here is one that goes along with LSMFT;
Bob
See the USA in your Chevrolet... can you name the gal who sang it?
Dinah Shore. She had Chevy as one of her sponsors. Wasn't her show on Sunday evening??
When I was in grade school, that slogan came out. They were asking for people to help with it. One of my classmates won the contest. He submitted the sentence that followed “ See the USA in a Chevrolet” with “America is asking you to buy”.
At least that is what I remember even though the line went “America is asking you to call”.
Kind of a theme going on here with these:
Mmm, Mmm Good
Good to the last drop
Finger lickin good
Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin
You're soaking in it
Cool ,calm and collected
Knock it off,go ahead I dare you
Merlinnv12, Double mint gum.
I came back
and I'm glad he did.
I didn't use my deodorant today and I may not use it tomorrow
ok I am sure I am not the olny one but or really rare occasions I will get one of the old jingles " stuck " in my head for a couple hours just singing along while doing something boring like mowing the grass .😬
The cigarette pack with a lady's legs sticking out as she danced around may have helped me not start smoking -- Chesterfield???
LSMFT
"Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco"..........and I absolutely HATE cigarettes, due to a heavy smoking relative when I was young.
Dang........I'm older than I thought.
I would like to have a equal sum of money the tobacco company's spent on advertising and sponsorships
"Winners warm up with Malt-O-Meal" sung to the Col. Bogey March.
I read somewhere that "Luck Strike Green has Gone to War" was just an advertising gimmick because they'd been wanting to drop the green for a while and doing so not only saved them money on an expensive ink but made them sound patriotic in doing so🙄
Granny Clampett said about Winston cigarettes "Winston tastes good like a cigarette had oughta."
Played to the tune of the 1812 Overture: "It is the cereal that is shot from guns" Puffed Wheat
The cigarette commercial "A silly millimeter longer" 101 was the short lived brand name.
Then there was that one with the young Italian boy, forgot his name but the song and kids running to the tune: " There having Beefaroni. My words may be a bit off but......"Beefaroni's really neat, Beefaroni's fun to eat, Beefaroni's really sweet, Hurray! We're having Beefaroni!!"
I recently bought a can of that stuff because it was on sale and I hadn't had it in some 50 years or so. It was just pure crap and really gross!! The "BEEF" they use in that stuff is akin to Taco Bell floor droppings where the 10 second rule was extended to a full week on the floor!
I wish that Frito's would bring back their Frito Bandito! 😁
LSMFT. Wasnt that ad from a sweater company promoting tight sweaters?
Something to do with a loose strap?
"Grab a bucket and mop. Scrub the bottom and top. There is nothing so clean, as my burger machine!
You deserve a break today. So get up and get away to .........!"
Bob
I think there would be a loud commotion if they started using the old Frito Bandito song !!!! 😲
Adolescent boys saying, "Loose Straps Mean Floppy T+++++++!" Dang! I am old!
How about "The Quicker-picker-upper"
"It's not a car, it's a Volkswagen"
Yes! Loose Strap Means Floppy Teat!
please don't squeeze the...........
and I can't remember the tag line but remember Marge, the polmalive lady.............
he allways used to say Hermetically ? (spelling) sealed, when he was handed the envelope and doing the future telling skit...........never knew if that really meant something or if he just made up the word.
"You're soaking in it".
Don