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Unemployed groaners
savage170
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.
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thanks for keeping them coming I am doing a little grinning.
but don't give up your day job
Will this madness ever end? 😉
Quit my job at the bike shop... I was two tired.
😄😄😄
Never play poker in the jungle, too many Cheetas.
Snake with a hard hat, boa constructor.
Are we going with Confucius jokes next?
Brad Steele
I'm allready Confuciused...............
Got fired from the Gallo's, I couldn't get the hang of it....
Was fired from the State/County Road Department.....they bought shovels that stand up by themselves..
My friend wanted to be an engineer until he heard they wouldn't let him honk the horn.
Then there was the fellow who worked at the bakery cause he kneaded the dough but got fired for loafing.
Confucious say lady who fwy pwane upside down have cwack up.
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot..
My apologies to all.
Brad Steele
In the old days......it was......Second Base! 🤐
you opened that can of worms not me
I once offered a teddy bear dinner, he said "No thanks, I'm already stuffed."
"Fifty yards to the outhouse by Willie Makeit.
You guys just refuse to quit don't you!
Edited by Bet He Didn't.
Funny thing about Matt... If you throw him in the ocean his name changes to Bob!
Well if we're gonna go there...
Yellow River, by I.P. Freely
not a groaner, but a good one:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Wow! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “Go back up there and tell him off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
🇺🇲 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson 🇺🇲
I'm pretty sure you all know how to catch an elephant. But for those who don't.......
First you dig a very big, deep hole
Next, fill the hole with ashes
You then place peas all around it
When an elephant comes along and takes a pea, you just kick him in the ash hole!
How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
He paints his toenails red!
Works, I have never seen an elephant in any of the cherry trees around here.
Brown Spot on the China Wall by Wong Flung Dung.
Under the Grandstands
by: Seymore Butz
Antlers In The Tree Tops by Who Goosed the Moose