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Obama didn't like his cookbook

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According to George Eaton News and Reports


STATE POLICE REFUSE TO IDENTIFY 'SECOND PADDLEBOARDER'

"This is the last person to see Tafari alive," said a CSI expert. "It's a crucial witness.


The fact they are withholding their identity in a 'accidental' death case smells of coverup."


RESCUE PERSONNEL RETRIEVING TAFARI CAMPBELL'S BODY SAY THEY OBSERVED BLUNT FORCE INJURIES TO HIS HEAD


"His face was all messed up like he was in a brawl with someone," said a member of the Edgartown fire department under condition their name not be used.


According To Massachusetts State Police Sources Obama May Have Been Giving Tafari Campbell Paddleboard Lessons At The Time Of The Drowning.


RESCUERS SURPRISED TO FIND TAFARI CAMPBELL WEARING SNEAKERS AND SOCKS

According to well placed sources he wasn't in a wetsuit or swimming trunks.

"He was in a Tshirt and board shorts and looked more like a picnicker than a paddleboarder."


OBAMA'S ALIBI WEAKENS

In a carefully worded statement his office now admits he was on Martha's Vineyard but not 'at home' when Tafari Campbell drowned.

"That's as good as admitting Obama was the second paddleboarder. He wasn't home cause he was on the water!" Said a CSI expert.


AN INSIDE SOURCE CLAIMS OBAMA CHANGED INTO DRY CLOTHES BEFORE RESCUE CREWS AND POLICE ARRIVED ON THE SCENE


INSIDE SOURCES DESCRIBE FRANTIC SCENE AT OBAMA'S HOME THE EVENING OF TAFARI'S DEATH

"Barack was visibly shaking and highly distraught," said the source under strict conditions of anonymity.

"His voice was cracking as he frantically made calls. He was in dry clothes by then."


TAFARI'S 'TELL ALL' COOKBOOK PROJECT CANCELLED

Publishing sources say Campbell was working on a recipe book 'with a twist' when he suddenly drowned.

"He was going to dish some dirt out on the clients he worked for as well as disclose their eating habits."


CAMPBELL'S COOKBOOK FROM HELL

According to publishing sources Tafari was ready to expose some embarrassing details about the Obama's.

... and he and Michelle almost never ate together even at the White House"


Obama's Deny They Were At Martha's Vineyard The Day Tafari Campbell Drowned

According to inside sources they put together an airtight alibi.


According to well placed sources Obama managed to talk Sharise out of granting permission for an autopsy. The same sources tell iSN the call lasted well over an hour.


1. Barack & Michelle present when their chef drowned.

2. Tafari Campbell had blunt force trauma.

3. Medical Examiner called off the autopsy.

4. Barack whereabouts still unknown.

5. Tafari was found in 8 feet of water with life vest.

6. Obama begged to call off autopsy

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