Most embarrassing moment you ever had
Oakie
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Mine was pretty bad. When I got prostate cancer, I went to the University of Pennsylvania, a Teaching facility. They took me back to the exam room for some test. They needed to fill my bladder with water, then film my urinating it back out, to see how well my prostate was working. Not a fun time how they got the water in my bladder. Think long , long tube about the size of a number 2 pencil. Well after I got undressed, they strapped me to a gurney, stood it upright, and then without any warning, brought in about twenty medical students, mostly females. OMG, was I ever embarrassed. The head Doctor asked if there was anything they could do to make me more comfortable. My reply, Oh yeah, all you students take off your clothes. !!! They all laughed and started trying to make me feel more at ease. Each time I had a procedure, these same students came in, as well as during checkups. Today, nothing embarrasses me. I could run down main street naked after two years of that stuff.
When I had back surgery, they asked me if I wanted a robe to wear down to the operating room. I looked the nurse dead in the eye and said, NO, been there, done that, and I will be naked in 20 seconds anyway. I walked right down that hall, like I owned that place. 😉
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You don't really expect me to say, do you?
🇺🇲 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson 🇺🇲
I bought the Ugliest Glock on Gunbroker and I am pretty certain my most embarrassing moment will be when I go into my local FFL to pick it up next wk.
If that's the worst you did ok through life....lol,, I know you are joking. Hell I picked up women uglier than that in the day.
Did they have stipple grips?
I developed a severe case of swelling and pain in my testicle. Doctor sent me for an ultrasound of said equipment . The technician was in her early 20s and resembled Raquel Welch . The ultrasound involved a lot of manual manipulation of my stuff while covered in a creamy lotion . Toughest 30minutes of life
Would you rather have had Elton John?
Unless she stifled a laugh, that's hardly an embarrassing moment. 😁
🇺🇲 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson 🇺🇲
I think I feel a swelling and a pain in my testicle, I may need to go get checked out....hopefully the insurance will cover it 😀
"Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee
Well…on the prep table for a combat V and the “nurse” is a 6’2” 220lb hunk of man. He proceeds to shave my nether regions with warm water and a fair amount of man handling. No big deal…actually kinda nice.
Mistake: mentioning “having your junk man-handled” to your jokester flight surgeon…who decides to tell the story - with embellishment - for the entertainment/laughter of all at the next All Officers Meeting!
I was recently engaged to my Bride and we were invited over to her brother's home for a dinner party. There were others there including my soon to be FIL and MIL. All totaled there were 12 of us around the table. My bride was seated across from me and her brother was sitting to her left at the head of the table.
It was winter time and we all left our boots/shoes at the back door. As the meal went on, I would from time to time rub my Bride's feet with mine. No real reaction so I keep doing it. Finally after several attempts, my future BIL looked me in the eye and said," I'm Sorry but I don't really like you that much" You might want to try the feet to your right." The whole table busted out laughing....
She still married me anyway.............😳
Too many to list but here are a few getting busted in my car with a GF ( different GF and different times different places of course
Having a GF' s kid brother whip the blanket off her bed and we were naked as could be he tossed the cover and ran back to his room
I Woke up one morning after falling asleep in my then GF's bed by her mom coming in and sitting on the bed
I just Pretended to be asleep half scared to move and waited on her dad to come and take care of business as shooting or punching me
but all her mom said was he sleeps with his clothes on , That's odd
My dad would have shot a fellow in bed with his daughter
But one that stands out of several Dr. Visits Some were embarrassing.
I was having a cath procedure done
I am only 5'4 " not imitating by any means
So at the hospital they say a nurse will be in to prep (shave) for the procedure
Ok been there done that No big deal
Not that it mattered just urban legend comes to mind LOL
So in comes the nurse "he" is a huge Black man well over 6 feet looked like a pro football player
Talk about a turtle hiding in its shell 😚
I just ignored it best I could as he was moving Willie around to shave me .
My wife was in the room I know she was getting a kick out of it
He was honest was very professional he had been a nurse for years as I found out talking with him
thank goodness and we had a decent conversation during the ordeal.
But OMG I was so embarrassed.
Air Force Basic Training, Amarillo AFB, July 1968. Because of the heat, they had us do PT in an aircraft hangar. After two weeks or so I developed Hemorrhoids. I was an eighteen year old boy that was embarrassed, but I went to Sick Call. A Medic checked me out and gave me several suppositories , and showed me how to use them.
Nothing improved, and I went back to sick call. I saw the same medic who was busy and a bit short tempered. He gave me more suppositories, and sarcastically explained again how to use them. He looked at me and said, " you take the suppository, remove the foil"...I said remove the foil?
He stared at me and then busted out laughing. He told everybody at sick call...doctors, nurses...that I was shoving foiled covered suppositories up my *.
I wanted to crawl under the furniture....to this day, at Easter, when I see Cadbury foiled covered Easter eggs, I have a flash back😮
one more that came to mind when I was about 19
I had kidney stones but at the time had no idea
so they sent me to a proctologist.
this chubbly nurse did the greeting and explained what was about to happen.
she ask you ever been to a proctologist before of course not
she started laughing and said well your going to take off all your clothes put on this gown get on the table and the doc will be in
the Doc came in sand said well ,
David over your stomach butt in the air I am going to put my finger up your " wazoo " not his word
and your not going to like it 😲
I just said well doc I hope I don't like it
and I know as old as most of us are we all have been there
Here is just one of many for me.......
I was working the midnight shift at the chemical factory. Did this shift for a couple of years and sleep became a hobby of mine. Anyway, I had to take my wife to one of her prenatal care visits when she was expecting our 2nd son. Her appointment was at 9 AM and I just got her there on time after getting off work. It was winter and very cold outside but the office waiting room was nice and warm. We had the place to ourselves. I sat down in a cozy chair and quickly drifted off to slumberland.
I remember snoring myself awake with that first thought of "where in the heck am I??" Slowly looking around the room with every chair in the place containing a pregnant lady, who all by the way were staring at me with full open mouths. Not only was I snoring loudly but also had drooled a big soaking puddle spot on my sweatshirt!! 😲
My wife couldn't get out of that examining room quick enough for me! As we were leaving, I could hear that room full of ladies break out in belly busting laughter!! 😨
Few years back I had a massive pulmonary embolism, blood clot, I got a helicopter ride to pittsburg and didn't get there till after dark. The room they put me in had window all down the right side, from floor to ceiling, that overlooked a central plaza, but the curtains were all pulled towards the bed so I couldn't see straight out from my bed. as morning came I watched a few lights come on across from me, the building was U shaped. on the second day I asked the nurse if I could get up and go to the bathroom as I hated to use the bedpan, she told me she would have to ask the doctor as they didn't want me moving to much because of the bloodclot and the size of it.
about noon a nurse came in and told me I could go to the bathroom and take a sponge bath if I wanted to, I said sure. There was no bathroom in this room only a sink in the corner, she got all the tubes and wires they had me plugged into hooked to a little stand and helped me over to the corner sink, where she opened the cabinet under it and there was a comode that pulled out, I sat down and did my business while she went to get me a change of clothes and some towells. I got done and decided to stand up and take my clothes off and start the washing with a wash rag, when all of a sudden I turned and happened to look out the window! right straight across from my room was a lunchroom full of people and I was standing there bare naked and no way to reach the curtain to the window and the nurse had taken my old clothes. well with nothing else to do I figured they had seen this before as most were staring my way so I just waved, turned around and finished washing..........
It was the night before my wedding.... ....rehearsal dinner. My family did not approve of my choice of a bride, on account of her being "uneducated," and having a serious long-term illness. In the words of my mother, "She's going to be a burden, she can't give you kids, and she's going to die anyway. We don't want you throwing your life away on somebody like that."
At the dinner, tension was high, and my parents had spread lies and their toxic opinions throughout most of the extended family/friends. My uncle, who was always a good guy, got up and spoke for a moment and then opened the floor up for family to come up and say nice things about us. Not one person moved. Eventually, my wife's brother, who I only met once, jumped up and tried to salvage the moment. Even so, it was a very awkward and uncomfortable few minutes.
In any case, at the time, it FELT like my most embarrassing moment. In reality, however, my real biggest embarrassment is that I even allowed my toxic family members to attend in the first place.
24 years, two beautiful daughters, 14 surgeries, and a new liver later, my beautiful bride is doing well.......and that's the best revenge of all.
Best story here 🥇if I could I would give you a promotion ❤️
"Independence Now, Independence Forever."
John Adams
Ever find out why they were laughing? 😯
Yep....you win !!
I repressed the memory! My next door neighbor is also my first cousin whom.i grew up around . He has two daughters. The oldest is an RN . I had a colonosgraphy scheduled . To my chagrin my nurse turned out to his daughter ,Holly . A child i had watched grow up .Thank goodness for drugs !
when I first started dating Donna, I went to her farm to sleep over. Her dad and mom were at their other farm in Maryland. I asked her when they were coming home, Donna said, it is midnight, so they wouldn't be home until tomorrow or Monday. Fast forward to 2am. Truck door slams waking us up almost instantly. Yup, mom and dad are home. Now mind you, I am 19, just divorced from my first wife and scared to death. Donna's father looked like a Gorilla in a human suit and had no sense of humor. Donna quickly pushed me into her closet. A stupid small closet with a skateboard that I stepped on and fell. Now I'm crunched up in a fetal position for the next two hours, as they talk and take showers. After they fell asleep, I crept down those squeaky old farm steps and high tailed it out of there, trough a corn field. Three weeks later, Donna introduced me to her entire family, at a Sunday brunch. After all the introductions, Donna's father said to me, I just have one question for ya young man. How many cramps did you get sitting in that closet the other weekend??😮. Yeah, nothing got by her father, but thank god he didn't drag me out of that closet and beat me to death. The man was 6'8'' and pure farm muscle. Not long after that, I asked him permission, every time I took his daughter out somewhere.
Bullshot, you get a promote for that one.🤣
I am at a loss to understand why anyone would post that here, or why anyone would read about someones embarrassment.
I was in the snake house at the St.Louis Zoo watching the care taker handling the snakes. I asked him how to get to the cat house and if I could catch the Zoo train there.
He said I could catch a lot things at the cat house but not sure about trains. He gave me directions and I followed them. I wound up at 12th and Market, downtown St. Louis. There I am in front of a old abandoned apartment bldg. with a guy wearing a full length fur coat standing out front. He asked me what I wanted and I held out my Zoo train ticket and said I want a ride and I'm here to see the cat house. When I realized I'd been played, I was so embarrassed.
Wasn't me, I left there last day of 1978.
It happened before '78. ( I left St. Louis in '80)
I was there from 1972-1978, Madam Dee was in the cat house those years, but that was two buildings up the walk from reptiles. You would have walked further getting to the train than to the cat house. I can't think who might have pulled that trick.
Not so much me but for my wife
She has always been very shy and conservative but it all diapers one day for rhe day anyway
When our first son was born she had a very tough time
I think before it was over their must have been 6 to 10 nurses ,helpers ,and doctors in the room with us
while her legs were strapped in and the while word could see ot all and most of them were in the room
When it was finely over she was exhausted I don't recall but 10 or 12 hrs of hard labor if memory serves
I made a comment about half the hospital bearing witness
She said she was in do much pain
She did not care if a hundred were in the room as long as our son got out and she was thru it
Oh I am not allowed to post wirh out being banned on here the never ending string of names she called me the while time strugglinf to give birth
and of course the death threats like I ever got her pregnant again
The nurses were doing there best to let me know not uncommon for the husband to get verbally abused during the event
It's a joke. It didn't really happen. Although I have been to the Zoo many many times and loved it.
I've had too many to pick out just one.
Joe
Army. Central Alaska. We were on a 2 week mission, floating and mapping a river in the back country. At day 7 we found a good sandbar beach middle of nowhere and decided on swim/ bathing call. Due to bears, two riflemen, one each side of the river. Had my turn, relieved rifleman. Sitting on rock wearing boots and bush hat, when up the river comes a small boat- Mom, Dad, kids, groceries. Waved to all of us, zigged thru swimmers in the water, kept on putt-putting upriver.
We're you embarrassed or proud?
Sounds like inspiration for a future movie........"The Naked Gun" 😁
It was an old true story that happened before the movie was made Ken. 🙂