I stole this joke but it's great!!!!
Darryl was planning a trip to Mexico. He said to his brother, Junior, "I don't know how to speak Spanish. What should I do?"
Junior said, "Just talk slowly. It will all be fine". Darryl was relieved.
When he arrived in Mexico, Darryl went to the bar to get a drink.
"I'd.....like.....a.....beer.....please"
And the server went away and got one. He set it on the table.
Darryl said, "Thank.....you."
The server said, "You're.....welcome. Where.....are.....you.....from?"
Darryl said, "I'm.....from.....America"
The server said, "Really?.....I'm.....from.....America.....too!"
And then Darryl said, "Then.....why.....are.....we.....speaking.....Spanish???"
I changed the names but all credit to Seamus Kennedy, Irish folk singer and hilarious guy!
🇺🇲 "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Thomas Jefferson 🇺🇲
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No, No it's not. Don
I'm with Don. It does not appear to be stolen.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
Don't quit your day job, Kevin.
Joke Must have lost a lot in translation
But keep trying
...jokes are just his,,,side hustle
So, where's the joke?
Return that stolen joke for a refund.
One I stole...
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😁
If you stole that the owner isn't looking for it.
Kevin_L, just remember the saying....some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue 😊
"Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee