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THE WEDDING TEST (C&P Joke)
dheffley
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THE WEDDING TEST
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did
not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make
love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and
walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was
standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and
said,"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family!"
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car !!!!!
How you doin'!
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did
not really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make
love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister.
I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I
watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she
pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the
front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and
walked straight toward my car. My future father-in-law was
standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and
said,"We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family!"
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car !!!!!
How you doin'!
Comments
Two of my ex sister-in-laws used to tease/tempt me often, but I think that was b/c my ex told them both that I thought they were hot...embarrassed the hell out of me.[:)]
Eric
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That was not embrassing or anything but scary. I had to watch myself throughout the school year and discussed it throughly with the teacher, school counselloour and principal. As well as a couple of female collagues I trusted. I never let myself be alone with any of the girls in a closed room at any time.
A single baseless accusation would destroy my life.
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Love them Beavers
Get the job done and come home safe guys.
I rush in where others flee and get paid to do it now.
But what did her dad say when you ran back past him with the condoms?[;)]