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Hillary pregnant?
rossowmn
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Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious...
Here she's in the middle of her first run for president, and as Senator of New York this has happened to her.
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"
(I can imagine her shreaky voice)
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.
She screams again, "Did you hear me?"
Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says,
"Who is this?"
(Ataboy Bill![:o)])
Here she's in the middle of her first run for president, and as Senator of New York this has happened to her.
She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming; "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what have you got to say?"
(I can imagine her shreaky voice)
There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.
She screams again, "Did you hear me?"
Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says,
"Who is this?"
(Ataboy Bill![:o)])
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Talk about not being able to get a straight answer. Their kid will either be president at 35 or in prison by 6.
"The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." Edmund Burke
I think I might have morning sickness, or something like it, after reading this.
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Now if you think long and hard about it; putting a new mommy in the white house in 2008 would be a good vote getting gimmick.
The problem is that we the villagers would have to raise her brat.[;)]
Trinity +++
"Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it."(Proverbs 22:6)
the "BABIES DADDY" is BARAK OBAMA...
she calls him her "SPECIAL MANDINGO WARRIOR"...
once you go black, you never go back, and we all know SLICK WILLIE was the 1st black president...
they intend there "LOVE CHILD" to eventualy be elected PRESIDENT and lead the lib / prog / dems in there defeat of the GOP...
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Maybe an "inverted abortion?"--you know, where the mother is killed to spare the life of the baby? [xx(]
What other nation is so great as to have their gods near them the way the LORD our God is near us whenever we pray to him? Deut 4:7
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So does Jesse Jackson even have a job to pay her child support?
He ain't never had a job and he never will. That SOB is a hell of a lot smarter than the rest of us, cause everyone pays him big bucks to do nothing.
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grant me the Serenity
to accept the things
I cannot change
the courage to change the things I can,
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What other nation is so great as to have their gods near them the way the LORD our God is near us whenever we pray to him? Deut 4:7
He does so have a job, irritates the dickens out of a lot of folks.