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rednecks are sensitive too!
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Rednecks Are Good At That Sensitive Stuff
Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Jim-Bob, * and
Jed. Jim-Bob falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, * says, "Someone should go and
tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
* says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Jim-Bob's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,
'You must be Jim-Bob's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".[:D]
Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Jim-Bob, * and
Jed. Jim-Bob falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, * says, "Someone should go and
tell his wife."
Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
* says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"
"Jim-Bob's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
you beer?"
Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,
'You must be Jim-Bob's widow'."
She said, "No, I'm not a widow."
And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".[:D]
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[:D][:D][:D]
Sorry about that, couldn't resist that cheap shot - I got one coming now.[:(]