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TSA Agent charges passenger with Sexual Assault...
retroxler58
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This may NOT be real... But it sure is funny... [:D] Find the Web Article HERE
The "Text"
"Man arrested after * during TSA pat-down"
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after * while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings' partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has "multiple piercings on his manhood" which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent "an inordinate amount of time groping" Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.
Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, * while the TSA agent's hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone * during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
Carry On.... [:D]
The "Text"
"Man arrested after * during TSA pat-down"
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after * while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings' partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has "multiple piercings on his manhood" which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent "an inordinate amount of time groping" Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.
Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, * while the TSA agent's hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone * during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
Carry On.... [:D]
Comments
"E'scuse me sir... But WHAT pray tell, may that be. Hangin' From yer' Tally-Whacker???"
Passenger to TSA...
"That be ma Master Lock..."
"Piercing..."
Half Cocked..."
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Wanna see the KEY?"
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
Cummings is WAS *!
Fixed it fer ya... [:D]
This may NOT be real... But it sure is funny... [:D] Find the Web Article HERE
The "Text"
"Man arrested after * during TSA pat-down"
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after * while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
According to Cummings' partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has "multiple piercings on his manhood" which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent "an inordinate amount of time groping" Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused.
Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, * while the TSA agent's hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.
A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specifc case, but said that anyone * during a pat-down would be subject to arrest.
Carry On.... [:D]
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