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• mark christian Member Posts: 24,453 ✭✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  quote:Originally posted by dcon12
  for a woman that has put up with me for 23 years? Don
  
  
  A psychiatric evaluation [;)]

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• bigoutside Member Posts: 19,443 ✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  A boy friend.

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• Sig220_Ruger77 Member Posts: 12,754 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  quote:Originally posted by mark christian
  quote:Originally posted by dcon12
  for a woman that has put up with me for 23 years? Don
  
  
  A psychiatric evaluation [;)]
  
  
  [:D] HAHA!!!!
  
  Jon

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• dcon12 Member Posts: 32,008 ✭✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  quote:Originally posted by mark christian
  quote:Originally posted by dcon12
  for a woman that has put up with me for 23 years? Don
  
  
  A psychiatric evaluation [;)]
  
  
  I already told her she was crazy! Don

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• fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608

  September 2013 edited November -1

  A 30 year vacation in Tahiti.WITHOUT YOU!![8D]

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• JnRockwall Member Posts: 16,350 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  copy of 50 shades of grey

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• jimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,119 ******

  September 2013 edited November -1

  I wouldn't get her nothing. I hardly know her.[8D] e3

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• woodhog Member Posts: 13,115 ✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  sympathy card?

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• Laredo Lefty Member Posts: 13,451 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  A fast car she can escape in. [:)]

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• bigcitybill Member Posts: 4,911 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  A free subscription to match.com.

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• FrancF Member Posts: 35,278 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  If your sincere and wish to do a trip of a lifetime; A trip to the South Pacific. Fiji. Cook Islands etc. A few islands remain that have not been westernized, but cater to it.
  
  I would pay $10 to see you in a tribal Serong[:D][:D]

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• JnRockwall Member Posts: 16,350 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  maybe an appointment with Jack Kevorkian

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• the middle Member Posts: 3,089

  September 2013 edited November -1

  quote:Originally posted by JnRockwall
  copy of 50 shades of grey
  
  
  DONT DO THIS.....JUST DONT!!!!
  
  I tired that for a joke on my wife....we almost never fight.... but that little mistake of mine cost me two weeks on the sofa!!! Worst fight we had in 13 years....

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• NOAH Member Posts: 9,690

  September 2013 edited November -1

  another man[;)]

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• 11BravoCrunchie Member Posts: 33,423 ✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  High carbon steel buttock covers (to protect against * kicking).

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• LaidbackDan Member Posts: 13,142 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  A divorce?

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• kumate Member Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  call Tan at the Wyman hotel in Silverton, Colo. Book the railroad room.She will fix you up with wine, chocolate strawberries, or whatever you want. lots to see and do for a couple in love around town and country. If you go, try Handlebars Saloon, for a good meal in rustic setting. just a thought

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• ruger41 Member Posts: 14,665 ✭✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  quote:Originally posted by kumate
  call Tan at the Wyman hotel in Silverton, Colo. Book the railroad room.She will fix you up with wine, chocolate strawberries, or whatever you want. lots to see and do for a couple in love around town and country. If you go, try Handlebars Saloon, for a good meal in rustic setting. just a thought
  
  
  excellent idea. Was in Silverton back in 2001. Ate at the Handlebar every night. Excellent peach cobbler.
  
  Silverton circa August 2001
  
  
  
  pretty mountains all over.

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• k.stanonik Member Posts: 2,109 ✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  If you no longer live where you met, a weekend or week get away back there, a spa treatment and make it all about her.

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• Don McManus Member Posts: 23,658 ✭✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  The first 25 are easy. Congrats, Don.
  
  Don

  Freedom and a submissive populace cannot co-exist.
  
  Brad Steele

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• austin20 Member Posts: 35,793 ✭✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  Anything.... no wait everything she wants.[:D][;)]

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• jimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,119 ******

  September 2013 edited November -1

  23 replies and no one recommends "new gun"?

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• austin20 Member Posts: 35,793 ✭✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  Don't give that women a gun she might shoot him in the *.

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• CaptFun Member Posts: 16,678 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  We went back to the same cabins where we stayed for our honeymoon, (25 yrs ago). It was nice to get away from the kids for a few days!

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• kumate Member Posts: 2,314 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  guns don't kill people, wives with guns kill people

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• GuvamintCheese Member Posts: 38,932 ✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  Turquoise bracelet.

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• CoolhandLuke Member Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  quote:Originally posted by dcon12
  for a woman that has put up with me for 23 years? Don
  
  
  Give her a 44 mag to blow her poor brain off with, for 23 years of slime ball association and treatment. positive thing is, all the boyfriends will go away instantly.

  We have to fight so we can run away.
  Capt. Jack Sparrow.

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• PacMan Member Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  ....a subscription to eharmony !

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• RobOz Member Posts: 9,523 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  Get her a vacuum cleaner and a dildo.
  
  If she don't like the vacuum cleaner she can go.....jk
  
  Congrats on 23 years. You should take her to one of them nice spa get away weekend things.

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• Beeramid Member Posts: 7,264 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  Toasters are nice.

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• nemesisenforcer Member Posts: 10,513 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  A key to the handcuffs?

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• HappyNanoq Member Posts: 12,023

  September 2013 edited November -1

  ...... a divorce.
  
  She have suffered enough.

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• mango tango Member Posts: 3,833 ✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  J E W E L R Y!

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• wiplash Member Posts: 7,145 ✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  quote:Originally posted by Onehandude
  quote:Originally posted by dcon12
  for a woman that has put up with me for 23 years? Don
  
  
  Give her a 44 mag to blow her poor brain off with, for 23 years of slime ball association and treatment. positive thing is, all the boyfriends will go away instantly.
  
  
  Wow...Seriously!

  There is no such thing as Liberal Men, only Liberal Women with Penises.'

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• armilite Member Posts: 35,490 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  Well by judging how you are on here, I'd say she was the lucky one.[:D][:D][:D]

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• guntech59 Member Posts: 23,188 ✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  quote:Originally posted by armilite
  Well by judging how you are on here, I'd say she was the lucky one.[:D][:D][:D]
  
  
  Suck up! [:D]
  
  Congrats Don and Mrs. dcon12.

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• jltrent Member Posts: 9,324 ✭✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  pop, big mac, large fry and a fried apple pie....and the same for you...may you have 23 years more.
  
  
  
  

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• He Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭

  September 2013 edited November -1

  I hear she likes pecans...
  
  You can be in Costa Rica for dinner. Really nice country, got beaches if you like, tropics, good coffee, not a 15 hour plane ride or spendy. We went looking at birds, wildlife, plant life. Planning to go back.

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• Old.22Bolts Member Posts: 6,032

  September 2013 edited November -1

  Take her out of Albany for at least two weeks.....
  It will give both of you some perspective.....[;)]

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• Mr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 66,381 ******

  September 2013 edited November -1

  Congrats Don. I'd lean toward some sort of getaway for the two of you, where she gets pampered a lot. Spa day. Nail salon or something of that sort. Even if they say they don't like that, they do seem to, for some reason.
  
  Hope this helps.[:)]

  Some will die in hot pursuit
  And fiery auto crashes
  Some will die in hot pursuit
  While sifting through my ashes
  Some will fall in love with life
  And drink it from a fountain
  That is pouring like an avalanche
  Coming down the mountain

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