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Politics
pikeal1
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He said, ?No.?
I told him, ?She is Bill Gates' daughter.?
He said, ?OK.?
I called Bill Gates and said, ?I want your daughter to marry my son.?
Bill Gates said, ?No.?
I told Bill Gates, ?My son is the C.E.O. of World Bank.?
Bill Gates said, ?OK.?
I called the president of World Bank and asked him to make my son the C.E.O.
He said, ?No.?
I told him, ?My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law.?
He said, ?OK.?
And that?s how politics work.
This little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it to you this way ... I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me 'Capitalism.' Your Mom, she's the
administrator of the household, so we'll call her the Government.We're here to take care of YOUR needs, so we'll call you 'The people.'
The nanny, well, she works hard all day for very little money, so we'll consider her the Working Class'. And your baby brother.. we'll call him 'The Future.' Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door he peeks into the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next day, the father says, "Well son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, The People are being ignored, and the Future is in Deep *."
Charlie
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