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Should The US Intervene In Haiti?

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  • whiteclouderwhiteclouder Member Posts: 10,574 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dances:

    You're merciless.

    Clouder..
  • Colt SuperColt Super Member Posts: 31,007
    edited November -1
    Colonize.

    It worked (will work) for the United Federation of Planets, and it can work for us.

    God Bless America and...
    NEVER Forget WACO
    NEVER, EVER Forget 911
  • toolmaniamtoolmaniam Member Posts: 3,213
    edited November -1
    I think we should arm them and let them kill each other off. Then we move in and make it a resort.[}:)][:D]

    A dead intruder cannot testify against you in a court of law!

    If they're still moving, put another round in them!



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  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 23,916 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    We've been to Haiti several times in the last century. This is different than Somalia. A Cruiser can tie up at Port-Au-Prince and bombbard the entire country. Most of the people live in cardboard boxes, a few incendiaries will start a conflageration and wipe out shanty town. (You know the language is French, so surrender is part of the vocabulary).

    Haiti is rich in culture and skilfull artisans can turn out anything you want in mahogany. War booty could consist of wooden decanters and Kawanza beads. Also, with summer coming the supply of baseballs for the American League is in danger should the conflict get out of control.

    A surgical strike on the towns using air dropped watermelons and sunglasses would bring the people around the pre-positioned rib and chicken stands. They could quicky be fed, de-loused, and interned in nothing flat.

    A simple weapons for Air Jordans exchange would quickly bring all privately held weapons under military control. For any hold outs that would not surrender their weapons, a pallet of Levi jean jackets would quickly polish them off.

    It would work and the country could be secured again. Perhaps Jesse Jackson would like to mediate the cease fire and stay on as Ambassador at large. Lots of pretty girls there too.

    Just a few thoughts.
  • Colt SuperColt Super Member Posts: 31,007
    edited November -1
    p3 - Good thinking.

    Then do we make them a colony?

    God Bless America and...
    NEVER Forget WACO
    NEVER, EVER Forget 911
  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 23,916 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hell, historicly they are. The Marines have been there more times than to sickcall, so you know that's a bunch![:0][:X][:D][8D][:)][:p][;)][:I]

    What men call a hero...is merely a man who is seen doing what a brave man does as a matter of course.
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  • Patrick OdlePatrick Odle Member Posts: 951 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Isn't it a little late to ask?
    After all we no longer have monica in the oval
    office to blame it on.




    How soon some of you have forgotten the last
    8 Democrap corrupt years and I guess it's a good thing
    if you ever hope to get another one of your thugs in office.
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