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You know any sayings...?
turbo
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Saw this one today, got a chuckle out of it.
"Inside every old person is a young one,..
.....wondering,....
...... what happened.?"
"The great object is that every man.... everyone who is able may have a gun." Patrick Henry
"Inside every old person is a young one,..
.....wondering,....
...... what happened.?"
"The great object is that every man.... everyone who is able may have a gun." Patrick Henry
Comments
"You got the wrong pig by the ear......I'm not the one you're looking for."
"He jumped on that deal quicker than a duck on a junebug."
"A daughter's your daughter all her life, your son's your son till he takes a wife."
Dont do as I do... Do as I say...
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
Its colder than a well diggers * in the Klondike in three feet of ice water.
Or this one the next time your looking through your scope and cant focus'
Im shaking like a dog crapping peach seads.
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
crazier than a sh!thouse rat
not the sharpest pencil in the box
few bricks short of a load
he's so dumb he couldn't pour p--s out of his boot if the directions were on the heel
Dumb as a bag of hammers
ain't worth two squirts of duck poop
that boy could tear up an anvil (I heard that a lot when younger)
busier than a two wee wee'd dog in a hub cap factory (wee wee can be substituted)
and the list goes on and on..........
A great rifle with a junk scope,....is junk.
***There's a difference between living and living well!***
Eric S. Williams
Rugster
Toujours Pret
"Put brain in gear, before mouth in motion"
"A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"
" Good LORD willing and the creek don't raise "
IF A GOVERMENT'S OPPRESSIVE, THEN REPRESS IT!!
It's as cold as a whores' heart.
hungry enouph to eat the north end of a south bound skunk
slicker than two eels humpin in a barrel of snot
Hes a half bubble off center
a few bricks shy of a load
dumb as a box of rocks
If my dogs face looked like hers I'd shave its * and teach it to walk backwards.
Shes got a face only a mother could love.
Shes so ugly when she was little they had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Dont let your battle ship mouth get your row boat * into seas too treacherous to stay afloat.
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
Another cold one:
Colder than a well digger's hole.
***There's a difference between living and living well!***
If you will blame gun makers for every shooting then blame car maker for every car accident.
It gonna rain harder than a cow p1$$1ng on a flat rock
He's running around like a fart in a mitten (I never really understood that one
Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
so ugly, they used to sit him in the corner and feed him grapes with a slingshot
colder than a witch's t!t
she has a million dollar body and a foodstamp face
she has a butter face, great body,....butt her face
he's got summer teeth, summer here, summer there, summer gone.
fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
sweatin like a wh0re in church
blind as a bat
doesn't have a bit of do-right in him
makes as much sense as a screen door on a submarine
that and 35 cents will get you a phone call
wish in one hand and crap in the other, ..and see which one fills up first
if IF's and BUTT's were candy and nuts, everyday would be christmas
if brains were made of dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose
did your parents have any children that lived?
only doctors have patients (my reply to the wife when asked to exercise some)
A great rifle with a junk scope,....is junk.
When it doubt....whip it out.
Slicker'n snot on a doorknob.
Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.
Mudge the trite
I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
"Useful as a screen door on a submarine."
"Wish in one hand, and *^$@ in the other and see which one fills up faster."
"If wishes were horses, we'd all take a ride."
"Lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut."
"Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you."
"If brains were gunpowder, you couldn't blow your nose."
"You'd rather slap your mama than to raise a hand to me."
"He is positive proof that stupid people shouldn't reproduce."
"I will (accomplish something) if it harelips the Pope."
"I've been busier than a pair of jumper cables at a (insert identifiable group here) funeral."
SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
Dead ducks fly backwards too...
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
It's an inch long and a pound round.
"Six of one, half-dozen of the other.."
"It's wonderful to be born rich and good looking- but it looks like I got cheated on both accounts."
"I'm so hungry I'll eat the south end of a northbound cow"
"Hide his paycheck under his work boots and he'll starve to death"
"I came to do two things, chew gum and kick *. I'm all outta gum."
One I read in a WEB Griffin book-
"You play ball with 72nd, or we'll stick the bat up your *!"
I overheard this one from a senior maintanance Chief Warrant Officer, a real hillbilly, telling the Battalion Commander about the status of his HUMMER on the radio-
"Black 6 this is Wrench 6, we're gonna kick the tires and light the fires, run her up and down the Tango Tango (Tank Trail) see what falls in the back seat."
"Uhhhh, Wrench 6 this is Black 6- Uhhhhh, Roger! Err, Uhhh, Let me know how that works out, OK?"
My personal favorite-
"It's the same thing, only different...."
Reserving my Right to Arm Bears!!!!
Edited by - Matt45 on 08/27/2002 19:24:48
He's got a room temperature IQ.
She's so ugly, she has to sneek up on a broom.
Close only counts in horseshoes,handgernades, and nucular bombs.
Are you really that stupid, or am I just lucky today.
"If you ain't got pictures, I wasn't there."
Margaret Thatcher
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain
"Duty is the most sublime word in the English language. Do your duty in all things. You can never do more...you should never wish to do less." -Robert E. Lee
See Salzo I can appreciate certain parts of the Confederacy. Beach
That boy is so slow it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
She's so short she is the last one to get rained on. But she's the first to drown.
....................
AD ASTRA PER ASPERA
To the stars through difficulties
Colder than a witches t!t in a brass brassiere.
Hotter than a Saturday nite special.
Hotter than two toads in a furnace.
Smells worse than a dead skunk (in the middle of the road).
Skeeters so big we have to call the Air Force to shoot them down.
So hungry my stomach thinks my throat has been cut.
Don't send flowers when I die. Send money now, I can buy more ammo.
Now that's gross!
BNRVA@aol.comwww.vcdl.org
That's about as funny as a horse with a kickstand.
I'll be dipped in * and rolled in cracker crumbs.
I'm as busy as a cat in a sandbox.
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one" Luke 22:36
There are good women and there are bad women.
Some of the bad ones are VERY GOOD!
Mudge the senile
I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
=o)
Regards
Peter E Jeppesen
Greenland.
I love my silenced .22 Anshutz rifle =o) Now also my Steyr Scout in .308W. ;o_ (Got a Schmidt&Bender 1.5-6*42 on it..)
Those guns are YUMMMYYYY !
busy than a four ba**ed tom cat
more confused than the FTD guy on fathers day
National Rifle Association Endowment Member-Texas State Rifle Association Life member
I'm older (47) but I awake in the morning with a *** just like a young'in.
Old Guy saying---"I might be too old to cut the mustard, but I ain't too old to lick the jar it came out of"!
"We're too soon old, too late smart" (Pa.Dutch)
"He doesn't know s**t from Shinola"
Edited by - lokdok1 on 08/28/2002 23:56:46
Also, Keep honking, i'm reloading!
Another favorite: You can have my guns when you pry them from my cold dead fingers. It is so true!
When they come to get your GUNS, make sure to give them the AMMO first!!!
"Busier than a one-armed paper hanger."
"That boy's about two beers short of a six-pack."
"He ain't exactly the crunchiest peanut in the turd."
"That girl got whupped up on with an ugly stick."
"He came from the shallow end of the gene pool."
"Happy as a pig in sh*t."
"She's ugly as a mud fence."
"He's uglier than homemade soap."