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Just when I get my head above water,here comes High Tide again!
Harder than Chinese Arithmetic! My Dad's favorite he was kidding!
I'LL kick your * 'till your nose bleeds!! BE SAFE!! BUFFLER
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If I knew then, what I know now.
1)Just because your head comes to a point doesn't mean you're sharp.
2)You're so bright your Mother calls you Sunny.
ATF
2. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
3. A day without sunshine is like ... night.
4. On the other hand..............you have different fingers.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
7. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
8. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
11. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
12. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
13. Honk if you love peace & quiet.
14. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
15. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
16. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
17. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
18. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
19. You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
20. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
21. The things that come to those who wait are usually the things left by those who got there first.
22. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
23. It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
24. I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
25. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
26. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
If I knew then, what I know now.
I'm so hungry I can see cornbread walking on crutchs.
If it works don't fix it.
One that my dear departed Mother used to use when one of her children mentioned they just might be going crazy. I won't bother to pack you a lunch.
Hot as two little devils tied together.
Hot as a 2 dollar gun.
Wet as a drowned rat.
I would rather french kiss a rattlesnake
A hand full of gimme and a mouth full of much obliged.
about as trustworthy as an arab.
He's just a flash in the pan.
Worthless as a tinker's dam.
Last about as long as a snowball in hell.
Dark as the inside of a black cat.
Couldn't find his butt with a search warrant.
Harder than Chinese Arithmetic! My Dad's favorite he was kidding!
I'LL kick your * 'till your nose bleeds!! BE SAFE!! BUFFLER
all they were going to get was - A chestnut dog with a walnut hole.
Does anyone know what that mean? We could never figure it out, and
have never heard anyone else say it to this day.
Lainey
Seems pretty dang funny, and VERY appropriate, now!
You got that right!
Lainey