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  • brier-49brier-49 Member Posts: 7,104 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is this an old foogies team? Put me in for pitcher,35 wins no losses,.775 batting avg. Of course I was in my 20's not pushing 60.
  • 1911a1-fan1911a1-fan Member Posts: 51,193 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    DWS for catcher, he has the most experience[:)]
  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by brier-49
    Is this an old foogies team? Put me in for pitcher,35 wins no losses,.775 batting avg. Of course I was in my 20's not pushing 60.


    For the most part, yes, it would tend to be the senior league type. They are waiting for the opposing GB team to show up. I don't know how many teams can be in the league, but our Commissioner, JamesRK, Esquire might have a handle on that end of things. [:D][:o)]
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  • Spider7115Spider7115 Member Posts: 29,704 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by brier-49
    Is this an old foogies team? Put me in for pitcher,35 wins no losses, .775 batting avg. Of course I was in my 20's not pushing 60.
    "T-Ball" doesn't count. [:D]
  • davealddaveald Member Posts: 2,078 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll take the bullet proof vest concession, thank you.
  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by daveald
    I'll take the bullet proof vest concession, thank you.

    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • MFIMFI Member Posts: 7,899 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They wont allow any Mikan's here in NY State or any city leagues I play in ..
  • JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    What?

    No Puerto Ricans?

    You call yourselves a beisbol team?
  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
    What?

    No Puerto Ricans?

    You call yourselves a beisbol team?





    No, no, Jorge. I think the coaches are looking for a Diversity Coordinator ...for the Bat Boys...just for starters, of course. Would you be looking for such a forward thinking position? [:D]
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  • JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I can swing a "bat".

    [;)]
  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Polite Psycho
    I can swing a "bat".

    [;)]




    [:D][:D][:D] I think the coaches are looking for a designated hitter, too, and they'll probably sign you on the spot since you could probably double as the team doctor. You have written prescriptions for Motrin haven't you? Do we need a Puerto Rican Bat girl, too?
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  • jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 26,285 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by tazzer
    and dont forget

    tazzer the beer keeper [B)][:D][:D]

    beerismoney4.jpg[:D]

    "We ID under 35 & under every sale."
    He wouldn't be "carding" very many of this crowd. But he would have to listen to the b-tching about the price.[8D]
  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    Hairy has to be pitching. No one can throw a curve ball better than he can, and no one could argue a miscalled stike any better either.[;)]

    Tallcharlie would have to be the catcher because he can catch anything Hairy throws.[^]
  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dheffley
    Hairy has to be pitching. No one can throw a curve ball better than he can, and no one could argue a miscalled stike any better either.[;)]

    Tallcharlie would have to be the catcher because he can catch anything Hairy throws.[^]


    That very point was given serious thought, Danny, until the concensus was that curves needed to be in the vicinity of the strike zone. Granted, though, Hairy was given every benefit of doubt until logic entered the picture. [:D]
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  • select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,529 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That would be a double switch..[:D]
  • gearheaddadgearheaddad Member Posts: 15,091 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    So, apparently, I'm out as head coach. Can I be the loud drunk Father in the stands that yells about everything?
  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    That would be a double switch..[:D]

    [:D]
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  • Marc1301Marc1301 Member Posts: 31,895 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gearheaddad
    So, apparently, I'm out as head coach. Can I be the loud drunk Father in the stands that yells about everything?

    Sure,......if you can manage to get drunk at 6 bucks a pop!
    "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." - William Shatner
  • elkoholicelkoholic Member Posts: 5,130
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by kimi
    quote:Originally posted by elkoholic
    Those who can do and those who can't coach!!! I'm in.

    Long story made very short...I coached a girls college team for a couple of years. It was a good time..learned how to play small ball so this lineup better learn to place the ball and run the bases. No station to station base running here. We are taking every extra base we can and we'll leave a trail of bodies to get it done.[;)]

    btw I have serious reservations about the ball boys...we don't have time to sit around and debate every issue and I don't think we'll be able to keep them separated.[8D]


    elk, I take it that you mean the bat boys instead of ball boys, is this correct?


    Yeah I was talking about the batt boys..[:p]
  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    This would be my luck.

    baseball_racked.jpg
    Keep your Powder dry and your Musket well oiled.
    NRA Lifetime Benefactor Member.
  • elkoholicelkoholic Member Posts: 5,130
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by elkoholic
    quote:Originally posted by cubslover
    Just gotta know how to swing a bat...

    I popped one (Cor 44, 375comp) to 365 last year. Put my 6' 215lb frame into it.


    Good night!! I guess I know who is batting #4. Those are the flight restricted balls right?


    Yup...That was with a Demarini Juggernaut 34/32.

    Those balls sounud like sponges when you hit em. We crushed some Red Dots to 380 - those balls fly like baseballs.

    I smashed one the other night. Then my next at bat I had a pitch to go to right field with, took the hardest swing of my life and missed. I stopped after spinning 180 degrees facing my own dugout. A couple guys fell down like they were blown over. It was hilarious. Of course my bat speed is about 110mph. My golf club head speed used to be 128mph.


    I played a co-ed league with my wife a couple years ago. The started out with the red-dots but I could hit those out of the 350-380 ball fields like they were nothing but those flight restricted balls drive me nuts. Smash the stuffing out of them and they MIGHT make it to the base of the fence...but I haven't tried any of the hi-tech bats.
  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by elkoholic
    quote:Originally posted by kimi
    quote:Originally posted by elkoholic
    Those who can do and those who can't coach!!! I'm in.

    Long story made very short...I coached a girls college team for a couple of years. It was a good time..learned how to play small ball so this lineup better learn to place the ball and run the bases. No station to station base running here. We are taking every extra base we can and we'll leave a trail of bodies to get it done.[;)]

    btw I have serious reservations about the ball boys...we don't have time to sit around and debate every issue and I don't think we'll be able to keep them separated.[8D]


    elk, I take it that you mean the bat boys instead of ball boys, is this correct?


    Yeah I was talking about the batt boys..[:p]


    That's some serious reservations alright, but you might want to consider working Hairy with questions like, "What do you think, Hairy?" and for eboy, just ask him how he was taught to choose up sides. [:D]
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  • kimikimi Member Posts: 44,719 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by gearheaddad
    So, apparently, I'm out as head coach. Can I be the loud drunk Father in the stands that yells about everything?


    Gearhead, if TC does not ink you, I could always use some company in the stands. [:D]
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  • bobskibobski Member Posts: 17,866 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    last time i swung a baseball bat, it was a hickory louisville slugger #28.
    Retired Naval Aviation
    Former Member U.S. Navy Shooting Team
    Former NSSA All American
    Navy Distinguished Pistol Shot
    MO, CT, VA.
  • William81William81 Member Posts: 25,484 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I could help coach....played both fast and slow pitch over the years, finally hung my spikes up at 45, the young guys were running up my back on bases and sliding was out of the question.....[:D]
  • bobskibobski Member Posts: 17,866 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    after years of trying, i finally got 2 pager going....[:0][:D]
    Retired Naval Aviation
    Former Member U.S. Navy Shooting Team
    Former NSSA All American
    Navy Distinguished Pistol Shot
    MO, CT, VA.
  • timinpatiminpa Member Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'll be the guy in the seat closest to tazzer!
  • Spc FergusonSpc Ferguson Member Posts: 2,383 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    well its softball, but its mens softball so we need a steroid dealer, and ill be that guy [:D]
  • tapwatertapwater Member Posts: 10,336 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Zulu7
    Piss off. I don't get involved in sports. I make fun of the people who do. If I were 1st base ump, I'd be sitting there in one of those folding lawn chairs reading a book and calling "safe" and "out" at random intervals as I notice people running past me. And Lord help the person that runs into me.[:(!][}:)]


    +1...I'll bring the umbrella to keep the sun off. We can switch
    off for bathroom/beer breaks.
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