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What "Country" Sayings/Wisdom Do You Know?
Mercury
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I love old-time/country type sayings. Things like "Dumber than a box of rocks in the rain" etc.
"Uglier than a mud fence" is a good one too. [:D]
What are some of yours?
Merc
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. " - Al Capone, (1899-1947)
"Tolerating things you may not necessarily like is part of being free" - Larry Flynt
"Uglier than a mud fence" is a good one too. [:D]
What are some of yours?
Merc
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. " - Al Capone, (1899-1947)
"Tolerating things you may not necessarily like is part of being free" - Larry Flynt
Comments
More of a precaution I heard in a movie (not personal!!)
Don't do anything that I've allready done - That'd be just plain STOOOOOOPID.
Not quite what I meant, Happy! [;)]
Merc
"You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. " - Al Capone, (1899-1947)
"Tolerating things you may not necessarily like is part of being free" - Larry Flynt
If god meant for us to talk more than we listened he'd have given us one ear and two mouths- Vince Lombardi
or
If you ain't got nothin GOOD to say don't say nothin at all.
(does not apply to the political forum)
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Bussier than a one armed paper hanger
Had less chance than a one legged man in an a** kickin contest
Once had an old mechanic that died several years back. We live on a small farm and I had a 1960 chevy truck that he would keep running for me. Everytime I took the truck to his house to have him fix it he would say, "Ya know boy, an old truck is like a small d**k, it's alright around the house but not much good in town." Took me several years to figure out what the old man meant. Damn I miss him. That guy was a riot.
"The only thing you do better than me is drive that Diamante, and that's just because I've never been in it!"--Little John
Greg
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Don't go blaming the beer. Hank Hill
So much Ice, So much Beer. So little time. Shooter4
I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem. Hank Hill
When I was a child, I thought as a child. But now that I am grown, I just wish I could act like a child and get away with it.
a very old neighbor lady used to say that when we had foggy falls she is dead now and for some time now, i would guess she was born in the late 1800's from what i remeber about her she was a spittin image of old granny clampet what ever the name of that show is
speaking of fog i have been up since 1 am looking for just weaned cows that broke out last night in the fog and were on a major us highway 20 some miles from home....not fun
edit for spelling i am very tired pry some more mistakes who gives a crap[:D]
'if it was raining soup, they'd hand me a fork.'
'the man is one chisel shy in his toolbox.'
'its a nice day for raking leaves.'
'the mans so tuff, he eats steel and s_ _ t's sparks.'
'he works like a bull in a china cabinet.'
'measure with a micrometer, mark it with chalk, cut it with an ax.'
btw there mr. marine 1916....its: 'sense,' not sence. [8]
go navy! we have diplomas!
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quote; Originally posted by jimmyxiexiang
Dear sir,
I don't care the politics. don't talking about the politics with me, I just like the Handgun..
Sharp as a steel ball bearing
Bright as an italian christmas light set
I love you more than a hog loves slop
Feels as good as a pair of mink panties
If she had a tooth she'd be pretty
PJ
If nobody seen you do it, how could you have done it. NRA Endowment Member, AF&AM, Shriner Life Member, A.B.A.T.E. of Illinois "Chicago Chapter" Founding Member & Board Member
"It's colder outside than a well diggers gizzard."
A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.
Spit in one hand, wish in the other and see which one fills up faster.
If your close enough to put salt on their tail, you're close enough to catch them.
If you're lucky, you don't need to be smart.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Your mileage may vary.
"If you ain't got pictures, I wasn't there."
Margaret Thatcher
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain
busier than a 4 ball tom cat
there's a village missing an idiot somewhere ( applies to john kerry )
want more? [:D]
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It has a lot more meaning when "January" is another way of saying "Today's high sets a new record of -20 degrees, making this the warmest January in recorded history."
Rugster
"Toujours Pret"
Nobody here from a cold climate? "Slower than molasses in January."
Or "we are off like a herd of turtles"
The modern version was changed to "he's on it like a homo on a hotdog"
I have learned that when the stuff hits the fan it is never evenly distributed.
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
As sure as a frogs head is water tight.
Beats a poke in the head with a sharp stick.
As sure as a bear fooeys in the woods.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not,
and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
I love you more than a thousand sockeye.
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not,
and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
Happier than a friend Sissy in boy's town.
PJ
If nobody seen you do it, how could you have done it. NRA Endowment Member, AF&AM, Shriner Life Member, A.B.A.T.E. of Illinois "Chicago Chapter" Founding Member & Board Member
PJ
quote:Originally posted by CHGOTHNDER
Sorry in advance Nunn.
Happier than a friend Sissy in boy's town.
PJ
If nobody seen you do it, how could you have done it. NRA Endowment Member, AF&AM, Shriner Life Member, A.B.A.T.E. of Illinois "Chicago Chapter" Founding Member & Board Member
If nobody seen you do it, how could you have done it. NRA Endowment Member, AF&AM, Shriner Life Member, A.B.A.T.E. of Illinois "Chicago Chapter" Founding Member & Board Member
shes anybodys dog that will hunt her [ you figure it out [:D] ]
tounge tied in the middle and loose on both ends
on it like a coonhound on a tree
colder than a well diggers a55
meaner than a 3 peckered billy goat
theres a lid for every kettle
as tender as your eye [ talking about steak, food or a sore spot ]
and one from my dad
I dont know how they can make it so good and sell it so cheap [ talking about his coffee ]
"When a strong man, fully armed, guards his own house, his possessions are safe
~ Jesus Christ [Luke 11:21.6]
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Useless as the teats on a boar hog. (This was one of Dad's favorites.)
He's so mean, he goes bear huntin' with a switch.
She's so ugly, her face would stop an eight-day clock.
Even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone.
He was on it like a duck on a June bug.
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He couldn't stick his thumb in his A** using both hands.
I'm as Horny as a billy goat.
He's sweating like a "Ethnic" at an election.
There are no bad guns, only bad people.
dumber than a clam shell.
it takes a big dog to fooey a ton
play with fooey and you're gonna get some on ya
why chase the game when the bullet can get em from here?....
Got Balistics?
Don
"I would not mind being the last man on earth just to see if all those girls were telling me the truth"
"One fry short of a Happy Meal"
"His/her elevator doesn't go to the top floor"
"Measure twice, cut once"
Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it state: "Seperation of Church and State".
"Those who beat their guns into plow shares; will plow for those who don't."
"Isaiah 5:20 ?Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!"
IT'S BETTER THAN A POKE IN THE EYE
Response to getting warped lumber ...
IT'S AS TWISTED AS A PIG'S D***
It's not war untill someone breaks out the .50 calibers.
faster than a turkey after a june bug
Happier than a pig in a poke.
Doesn't know his * from a hole in the ground.
Deep as a well and shallow as a mud puddle.
Faster than greased st..! on lightening
Deader than a door nail.
Biatching like a sow in heat.
Hotter than a welders torch.
If you walk thru a field of rattlesnakes-be careful where you step.
She's like a pan full of corn bread....everybody at her table gets a piece.
Slicker than lard on a log.
He can climb a tree faster than a monkey with a corn cob up his *.
So broke he doesn't have a penny to pizz on.
So dumb he can't pizz and miss his shoe.
Sicker than a dog.
She's hotter than a cayenne pepper.
Once a man...twice a child/ once a woman..twice a child.
Shaking harder than a black man at a klan rally.
Drunker than a shunk.
He smells like someone opened up a grave.
When god said brains-he thought he said trains and missed his.
Uglier than a donkeys *.
Nowhere in the U.S. Constitution does it state: "Seperation of Church and State".
"Those who beat their guns into plow shares; will plow for those who don't."
"Isaiah 5:20 ?Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!"