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I have told my wife to take my body out to my parents farm and throw my body deep into the woods. The whole circle of life thing. Feed the critters and birds. She claims that is against the law.[:(]
quote:Originally posted by fkdenton
I have told my wife to take my body out to my parents farm and throw my body deep into the woods. The whole circle of life thing. Feed the critters and birds. She claims that is against the law.[:(]
Thats why I thought about the Body Farm.
There is no such thing as Liberal Men, only Liberal Women with Penises.'
quote:Originally posted by wiplash
quote:Originally posted by fkdenton
I have told my wife to take my body out to my parents farm and throw my body deep into the woods. The whole circle of life thing. Feed the critters and birds. She claims that is against the law.[:(]
Thats why I thought about the Body Farm.
Just looked it up and mentioned it to the wife.[:(!] She says no way!
Since I don't plan to be here after I'm dead, I told the wife to dispose of the body the cheapest way possible. I suggested cremation and burial at sea because that's the cheapest way I know of. She insists she wants me buried in the ground. Since it's her show I agreed. I told her to do it the cheapest way within the law. She's happy with that.
I used to say donate my body to science. My mother always wanted me to go to medical school. But they likely don;t want it after all I have done to it.
Told my wife to cremate me, put the ashes in a plastic box and bury me with my folded gi (karate uniform) with the belt on top.
There will then be a Hell of a gun auction. Too bad I have to miss it.
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Too old to live...too young to die...
after the jaws of life have removed the gun from my hand I will be placed in a casket and then 6 ft under. That is how my people do it. But, as I age the cremation ides is creeping in the thought process. It is so much more efficient and cost less. It is something I would consider if my kids were over 35... that is in 30 yr. Otherwise I think that a place where my remains are would be good for them to be able to visit.
Although always described as a cowboy, Roswellnative generally acts as a righter of wrongs or bodyguard of some sort, where he excels thanks to his resourcefulness and incredible gun prowesses.
quote:Originally posted by HappyNanoq
A cool thought is a viking burrial - big fire, and a gold coin on each eyes for the ferryman.
Otherwise, just some unmarked grave, no need to whine over me.
Viking funeral would be cool but I don't think being on a boat ablaze would cook me up enough before the boat sinks. Then a few tides later I'd wash up.
A while back on here someone had a Pabst Blue Ribbon coffin. I liked that.
Crispy Critter. Let's face it, burial is taking up precious real estate somebody might decide would be agreat place for a bar or condo or gun range [:D] . Kin don't visit gravesites like in olden days and gettin cremated sure saves a ton of money so's everyone can throw a great wake/party and tell tall tales about my adventures [:o)]
quote:Originally posted by Doc
I used to say donate my body to science. My mother always wanted me to go to medical school. But they likely don;t want it after all I have done to it.
Told my wife to cremate me, put the ashes in a plastic box and bury me with my folded gi (karate uniform) with the belt on top.
There will then be a Hell of a gun auction. Too bad I have to miss it.
Have your wife to send me some info when the auction happens, that is if you go before I. I might just drive to LR.
Thought of cremation and a vet's boneyard but there are many thousands more worthy of the limited space.
I'd like my ashes spread at a favorite airport upstate NY.
quote:Originally posted by ltcdoty
Saratoga National Cemetery for me. Nice view towards the Green Mts. of Vermont, and I know they will mow the lawn on a regular basis.
I want, " Lose weight or get off my chest" carved on my stone[:)]
[:D][:D][:D]
Myself,....I don't care either.
Leaning the cremation route more and more.
Like others have said, things have changed greatly, and families are scattered all over the place.
My mother has a plot here next to my step-father.
He has been gone for about 9 years now, and his own kids have never been to his grave after the funeral. Only my mom, and I.
If she goes before me,.....I will be the last one that will visit those graves. Since I have no children, it makes little sense to be buried in the same cemetery as they will be.
Nobody left to visit the graves.
She doesn't like it, but I have pretty much told her I plan on being torched.[:)]
"Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." - William Shatner
Although always described as a cowboy, Roswellnative generally acts as a righter of wrongs or bodyguard of some sort, where he excels thanks to his resourcefulness and incredible gun prowesses.
True story, I was at the wake of an acquaintance when one of his ditzy girl friends came up to me to talk. Among several other goofy remarks she told me that when she died she wanted to be cremated and put small pieces of her in lockets to be handed out...I asked if I could have my piece now and she slapped me in the face...right in front of her dead boyfriend![:p][:D]
I have a marker set with my first wifes and my names on it. My current wife has a marker with her and her first husbands names on it. It's in the same cementary on the other end. I told my wife (current) that to cremare me and pour 1/2 on each grave. It'll keep me from running back and forth to visit them both.[}:)]
quote:Originally posted by wundudnee
I have a marker set with my first wifes and my names on it. My current wife has a marker with her and her first husbands names on it. It's in the same cementary on the other end. I told my wife (current) that to cremare me and pour 1/2 on each grave. It'll keep me from running back and forth to visit them both.[}:)]
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"Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here." - William Shatner
I want to be buried at my cabin in PA. I bought a plot that overlooks my place.I will be buried inbettween my parents. We have three plots at cherry grove cemetary. I dont care if am buried whole or a crispy critter.I wont know anyway[:D]
Here's something interesting. Go ahead and get cremated, then send your ashes to these folks. They will turn the ashes into diamonds that you can have distributed to favorite family members as keepsake necklaces, rings, bracelets, etc. A part of you will live on forever with your descendents, who will have a heck of a story when THEY pass their diamond on to THEIR kids.
quote:Originally posted by Doc
I used to say donate my body to science. My mother always wanted me to go to medical school. But they likely don;t want it after all I have done to it.
Told my wife to cremate me, put the ashes in a plastic box and bury me with my folded gi (karate uniform) with the belt on top.
There will then be a Hell of a gun auction. Too bad I have to miss it.
At least you didn't say you want your ashes spread over the living room carpet. [:D]
Woke up this morning
Put on my slippers
Walked in the kitchen and died
And oh what a feeling!
When my soul
Went thru the ceiling
And on up into heaven I did ride
When I got there they did say
John, it happened this way
You slipped upon the floor
And hit your head
And all the angels say
Just before you passed away
These were the very last words
That you said:
Chorus:
Please don't bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get "em" out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose
Repeat Chorus
Give my feet to the footloose
Careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy
Don't pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walking cane
It's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south
And kiss my * goodbye
I'm gettin old so this body is not going to be worth recycling. I am going to be cremated and spread between the graves of my dad and grandpa, both shaped my life.
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I have told my wife to take my body out to my parents farm and throw my body deep into the woods. The whole circle of life thing. Feed the critters and birds. She claims that is against the law.[:(]
Thats why I thought about the Body Farm.
quote:Originally posted by fkdenton
I have told my wife to take my body out to my parents farm and throw my body deep into the woods. The whole circle of life thing. Feed the critters and birds. She claims that is against the law.[:(]
Thats why I thought about the Body Farm.
Just looked it up and mentioned it to the wife.[:(!] She says no way!
Told my wife to cremate me, put the ashes in a plastic box and bury me with my folded gi (karate uniform) with the belt on top.
There will then be a Hell of a gun auction. Too bad I have to miss it.
Too old to live...too young to die...
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
I figured most of you guys would like to be mounted and stuffed.....
[8)]
Most every night. Don
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plot is the start of new family cemartey
headstone is a * picnic table with name a few witty sayings that im fond of.
gonna get the table soon cause i want to eat off it, and make it a fun place for the kids an grandkids
we will walk over an talk about this spot an death
one phrase on it "oh death, where art thou sting".
its nothing to fear and the only way out this poopy world
A cool thought is a viking burrial - big fire, and a gold coin on each eyes for the ferryman.
Otherwise, just some unmarked grave, no need to whine over me.
Viking funeral would be cool but I don't think being on a boat ablaze would cook me up enough before the boat sinks. Then a few tides later I'd wash up.
A while back on here someone had a Pabst Blue Ribbon coffin. I liked that.
I used to say donate my body to science. My mother always wanted me to go to medical school. But they likely don;t want it after all I have done to it.
Told my wife to cremate me, put the ashes in a plastic box and bury me with my folded gi (karate uniform) with the belt on top.
There will then be a Hell of a gun auction. Too bad I have to miss it.
Have your wife to send me some info when the auction happens, that is if you go before I. I might just drive to LR.
I want, " Lose weight or get off my chest" carved on my stone[:)]
I'd like my ashes spread at a favorite airport upstate NY.
Saratoga National Cemetery for me. Nice view towards the Green Mts. of Vermont, and I know they will mow the lawn on a regular basis.
I want, " Lose weight or get off my chest" carved on my stone[:)]
[:D][:D][:D]
Myself,....I don't care either.
Leaning the cremation route more and more.
Like others have said, things have changed greatly, and families are scattered all over the place.
My mother has a plot here next to my step-father.
He has been gone for about 9 years now, and his own kids have never been to his grave after the funeral. Only my mom, and I.
If she goes before me,.....I will be the last one that will visit those graves. Since I have no children, it makes little sense to be buried in the same cemetery as they will be.
Nobody left to visit the graves.
She doesn't like it, but I have pretty much told her I plan on being torched.[:)]
Ros
Cheap, easy, done deal.
I'm dead. Why would I care?
So far, so good.
I have a marker set with my first wifes and my names on it. My current wife has a marker with her and her first husbands names on it. It's in the same cementary on the other end. I told my wife (current) that to cremare me and pour 1/2 on each grave. It'll keep me from running back and forth to visit them both.[}:)]
[:0][:D][:D]
http://www.lifegem.com/
I used to say donate my body to science. My mother always wanted me to go to medical school. But they likely don;t want it after all I have done to it.
Told my wife to cremate me, put the ashes in a plastic box and bury me with my folded gi (karate uniform) with the belt on top.
There will then be a Hell of a gun auction. Too bad I have to miss it.
At least you didn't say you want your ashes spread over the living room carpet. [:D]
Just curious. How many question marks are required to ask a question?
cJohn Prine
Woke up this morning
Put on my slippers
Walked in the kitchen and died
And oh what a feeling!
When my soul
Went thru the ceiling
And on up into heaven I did ride
When I got there they did say
John, it happened this way
You slipped upon the floor
And hit your head
And all the angels say
Just before you passed away
These were the very last words
That you said:
Chorus:
Please don't bury me
Down in that cold cold ground
No, I'd druther have "em" cut me up
And pass me all around
Throw my brain in a hurricane
And the blind can have my eyes
And the deaf can take both of my ears
If they don't mind the size
Give my stomach to Milwaukee
If they run out of beer
Put my socks in a cedar box
Just get "em" out of here
Venus de Milo can have my arms
Look out! I've got your nose
Sell my heart to the junkman
And give my love to Rose
Repeat Chorus
Give my feet to the footloose
Careless, fancy free
Give my knees to the needy
Don't pull that stuff on me
Hand me down my walking cane
It's a sin to tell a lie
Send my mouth way down south
And kiss my * goodbye
Repeat Chorus
Cheapest way possible, no sense wasting money on me then.
I agree.
Told the wife to bury my remains in some Tupperware and name a new pup after me.
Although "pain in the *$$" probably isnt a good dogs name.
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Just curious. How many question marks are required to ask a question?
17, evidently.