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The Knife Cuts the Skin

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  • dongizmodongizmo Member Posts: 14,477 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    I hope everything goes ok for you and your wife is not an early widow. Don



    She's an RN and a friend of hours (an RN) will actually be there for the pre and post op.

    I'm done for...

    [:0][xx(]



    That depends, is she hot? wifes hot friend washing the boys? hmmmm[}:)][}:)]
    I'm looking for a downside[8D][}:)]
    Just remember to tell the doc, vicoden ES.[:D]
    Don
    The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
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  • LaidbackDanLaidbackDan Member Posts: 13,142 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Best wishes and prayers sent for a speedy recovery.

    I hope you are able to taste colors and see music on your Doctor prescribed chemical painkiller trip across the universe, or if you prefer a more socially responsible and acceptable wish "may you suffer very little Pain".
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  • tomahawktomahawk Member Posts: 11,826
    edited November -1
    usually its a male orderly that shaves you, better let yer wife do it tonight[;)]
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  • sarge_3adsarge_3ad Member Posts: 8,387 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I had one those surgeries a few years back. Best little nap you'll ever get. Once they get you knocked out the nurses start peeking under the sheets. Next thing you know your photo of your manhood is stuck on the nurses breakroom wall for all to laugh at.
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  • watrulookinatwatrulookinat Member Posts: 4,693
    edited November -1
    Good luck to ya.[;)]
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  • ZebraZebra Member Posts: 5,762
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    I sure hope they don't get you mixed up with the sex change operation going on in the next Operating Room..[:0]


    Imagine waking up looking like Chyna Doll! OUCH!
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  • kimberkidkimberkid Member Posts: 8,858 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    I am more than a little nervous as I have never been put to sleep. At least not by an anesthesiologist!

    Wish me luck you sentimental ba$tards!


    Good luck Matty ...

    (I'm not going to tell him about the cat my Dad had put to sleep when I was a kid ... it might make him nervous ... cause the cat never came back around)
    If you really desire something, you'll find a way ?
    ? otherwise, you'll find an excuse.
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  • zipperzapzipperzap Member Posts: 25,057
    edited November -1
    Woke up in the middle of mine -
    raised up on elbows - said, "Hi
    guys - how's it going!?" Saw a
    bunch of surgical masks - with
    BIG wide eyes over each one -
    one masked face nodded to the
    anesthesiologist behind me - and
    whooosh! ... Nighty night!
    [:D](Ret.)
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  • SCorversSCorvers Member Posts: 2,063 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Something really pleasing with the thought of an attorney getting cut on.[:D]
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  • gun_runnergun_runner Member Posts: 8,999
    edited November -1
    Its a simple operation, Ive assisted in some and seen many. We like to play heavy metal in the OR, it makes the work much more tolerable............

    Im sure you will come out great!
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  • jwb267jwb267 Member Posts: 19,664 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    if you are not scared you are not human.
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  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    Well, it's show time!!

    Thanks for all the kind words.

    BONSAI!!!
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  • tazzertazzer Member Posts: 16,837
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    Well, it's show time!!

    Thanks for all the kind words.

    BONSAI!!!




    Good luck mato
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  • LOKO383LOKO383 Member Posts: 7,503 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    sayin a little prayer for ya mateo....and also hope those pics don't end up on some web site..like.. revenge.com..when that male nurse shaves your ..."boys"..[:0]..here's hopin and prayin its almost over w/by now..Loko[;)]
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  • GUNFUNCOGUNFUNCO Member Posts: 2,919 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Darn, I was going to make a comment about them running the IV through your eye if they knew you were an attorney.

    Good Luck.


    Prayer sent.
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  • oldgunneroldgunner Member Posts: 2,466 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It must be over by now. I hope it went well Mateo. Get back soon.
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  • allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,692 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good luck, I hope it goes well.
    I bet you get a big bottle of Percocet to take home. That stuff will knock you on your *.
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  • He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 51,593 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You are probably getting them cut offthe surgery now, so this may be too late to help. I am from the '60's so I have experience in these things. Drugs are the answer! Ask for Hydrocodone. Be prepared for a lot of pain and about a 3 week recovery. Best Wishes!
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  • hisbigbootygirlhisbigbootygirl Member Posts: 1,856 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    aw.. i missed this post. hope all is well.
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  • fishermanbenfishermanben Member Posts: 15,370
    edited November -1
    hope you don't get molested.

    Good luck matty!

    Ben
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  • Big Daddy DonBig Daddy Don Member Posts: 54 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Maybe this is outdated, since I last had one more than twenty years ago and they didn't use mesh then, but the biggest problem I had was having to take the first dump afterwards - absolute agony (I wondered at the time if it was close to what giving birth feels like!). The second biggest problem was standing up after sitting down - the blood rushing to my groin was excruciating and I literally would get light-headed and dizzy. I learned in short order to be close to a chair or wall to hang onto!

    Having said all that, my 82-year-old dad had one just a few months ago where they did use mesh (and I think he had laproscopic surgery), and he was up and around in no time ...
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