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There's this girl at the City Bus ...
Jorge
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There's this girl I see now and then while on my way home from work.
She's rather tall and shapely, very muscular, wears tight jeans, high heels, and smells wonderful. It's "her" big big hands and feet that raise the hairs on the back of my neck. Hell, she even sat next to me at the bus this morning.
Am I right in thinking that there's something wrong?
Such is life at Sin City.
[:(]
She's rather tall and shapely, very muscular, wears tight jeans, high heels, and smells wonderful. It's "her" big big hands and feet that raise the hairs on the back of my neck. Hell, she even sat next to me at the bus this morning.
Am I right in thinking that there's something wrong?
Such is life at Sin City.
[:(]
Comments
Damn her hands were big!
[:0]
Don
[;)][:D]
Hey Jorge, take a walk on the wild side....[:0]
DonYep, the old Lou Reed song comes to mind! [:D]
If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!
I tried looking, but didn't want to appear as impolite.
Damn her hands were big!
[:0]
You do know what they about women with big hands and tight fittin' jeans don't you?
The "She" was dressed as a . . . "She", with lots of pasty face stuff.
She just about belted me.
Well, Jorge, are your pheromones reacting?
If you answer, "Yes", it doesn't matter if She's a righty or a lefty.
Dodedodedodo dedododedodedo
Don
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said, "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man"
Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola
Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola
[;)][:D]
Well, I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said, "Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man"
Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola
Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola
[;)][:D]
dang beat me to it!
2) Big feet- 2 out of 3
3) Big ears- 3 out of 3?????
If "she" has all three, do whatcha gotta do.
just be subtle.
invite her to coffee, or lunch.
start with small talk, pleasant conversation.
when your comfortable ask her if she was born a woman.
[;)][:0]
hey, at least you only risk the cost of lunch........
supposed to be a surefire sign from what I've read
Gracias, amigos!
In the backroon she was everybody's darlin'
It just occurred to me that she might be a gymnast.
Common mistake
It just occurred to me that she might be a gymnast.
Many gymnasts are men. At the Olympics, it seems to run about half.
Go for it! Live without regrets!
Inquire about her perfume and see where things go!
Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side"
He said, "Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side"
quote:Originally posted by Jorge
It just occurred to me that she might be a gymnast.
Many gymnasts are men. At the Olympics, it seems to run about half.
Go for it! Live without regrets!
Inquire about her perfume and see where things go!
was it the russian olypinians who were dna tested and found some of the males were actually female?
"Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee
Please share my umbrella
Bus stop, bus go, she stays love grows
Under my umbrella
All that summer we enjoyed it
Wind and rain and shine
That umbrella we employed it
By August she was mine
Take the wife along with you and ask her to find out for you... [:D]
Never happened though. Likely a good thing.
It's so good to know that the general boards are full of people on the know.
Gracias, amigos!
You should have posted it in ATE..[}:)][}:)] they would know...
Don