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There's this girl at the City Bus ...

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  • hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,456 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
    quote:Originally posted by Jorge
    It's so good to know that the general boards are full of people on the know.

    Gracias, amigos!



    You should have posted it in ATE..[}:)][}:)] they would know...
    Don


    Damn don, its kind of scary knowing hes a doctor and doesn't know the difference.........
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  • tacking1tacking1 Member Posts: 3,844
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by JnRockwall
    quote:Originally posted by bigoutside
    quote:Originally posted by Jorge
    It just occurred to me that she might be a gymnast.




    Many gymnasts are men. At the Olympics, it seems to run about half.


    Go for it! Live without regrets!
    Inquire about her perfume and see where things go!


    was it the russian olypinians who were dna tested and found some of the males were actually female?


    got your stories mixed up. That was some gb members
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  • JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I set out to keep my friends entertained, and have accomplished my mission.

    Thanks all for the smiles!

    [:D]
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  • JunkballerJunkballer Member Posts: 9,305 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You must have got some ? [;)]

    "Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee

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  • edgecamedgecam Member Posts: 3,280
    edited November -1
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  • givettegivette Member Posts: 10,886 ✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by Jorge
    There's this girl I see now and then while on my way home from work.

    She's rather tall and shapely, very muscular, wears tight jeans, high heels, and smells wonderful. It's "her" big big hands and feet that raise the hairs on the back of my neck. Hell, she even sat next to me at the bus this morning.

    Am I right in thinking that there's something wrong?

    Such is life at Sin City.

    [:(]




    Chinese couple gave birth to a blonde, blue-eyed child.

    Doctor asked "what are you gonna name the baby"? They said "Sum-Ting Wong"
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  • remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,245 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sat down by a girl at a bar once
    she was sitting drinking her punch
    thank God she was there before I
    otherwise I would have taken home a guy[:D][:D]

    I know I'm not a poet, but if I'd been there before her, I would have been too drunk and took her home before I noticed she was a he[xx(]
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  • SCOUT5SCOUT5 Member Posts: 16,181 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    .....it's the little things.....
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  • rcrxmike_2rcrxmike_2 Member Posts: 3,275
    edited November -1
    ".......Met a girl called Lola and I took her back to my place.....feelin guilty, feelin scared.......hidden camera's every where! (stop....slow down. stay in control......)" [:D]
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  • JorgeJorge Member Posts: 10,656 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Paranoia will destroy ya!
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  • dreherdreher Member Posts: 8,891 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Many years ago, when I was young and had never heard about such things I was a long way from home on a business/sales trip. Checked into a motel, ate, and realized it was only 7 PM. Wondered what to do for several hours before going to bed. Looked out my motel room window at a bar across the street and said why not. First thing I noticed was an unusually high number of unattached "females". Couldn't believe my luck when a good looking "girl" set down beside me and was acting real friendly. After about half an hour I was beginning to feel like God's gift to "women". I got real lucky. "She" finally looked at me and said you don't know what kind of bar you are in do you? I must have given her the worlds blankest/dumbest look cause she just started laughing. Told me I was a real sweet but clueless country boy. After that "she" explained what kind of bar I was in. At that point I told "her" "she" was nice to talk to and sure looked good, but I guessed I would head on back to my motel. Alone. "She" thanked me for the complement and I left. Really glad I hadn't been drinking or this ending might not have been so good.[:D]
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