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nipping Ida dunn in the bud

savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,299 ✭✭✭✭
edited September 2011 in General Discussion
Two men are pulled over by a Texas Highway Patrolman. When the trooper reaches their car he leans inside and smacks the driver on the head with his flashlight.


"What the hell did you do that for?" the driver asks.


The trooper responds, "You know damn good and well that when I step up here you're supposed to have your driver's license and proof of insurance ready for me to check."


After the trooper is finished writing the ticket he walks over to the passenger side, leans in and smacks the other man in the head with his flashlight.


"What the hell are you doing?" the passenger screams.


"I'm just granting your wish," replies the trooper.


"What wish?" asks the man.


"I know for a fact that half a mile down the road you're gonna lean over to your friend there and say, 'I wish he woulda pulled that crap with me.'"

Comments

  • KSUmarksmanKSUmarksman Member Posts: 10,705 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    abuse for speeding???

    sounds like Mr. JBT needs to meet a Hellfire missle while patrolling [;)]
  • NiccoHelNiccoHel Member Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by KSUmarksman
    abuse for speeding???

    sounds like Mr. JBT needs to meet a Hellfire missle while patrolling [;)]


    Like this?
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevin/628724/
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 18,801
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by KSUmarksman
    abuse for speeding???

    sounds like Mr. JBT needs to meet a Hellfire missle while patrolling [;)]
    This one's been around in various incarnations since long before Hellfire missiles. [:D]


    joke - noun \j?k
    JOKE
    1a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2) : an instance of jesting : kidding c : practical joke d : laughingstock

    2: something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter -often used in negative constructions



    SENSE OF HUMOR
    : the faculty of perceiving and appreciating the humorous; sometimes : addiction to buffoonery and witticisms
  • gearheaddadgearheaddad Member Posts: 15,125 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Classic! I love that one!![:D][:D]
  • dav1965dav1965 Member Posts: 26,544 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
  • NavybatNavybat Member Posts: 6,831 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A lot of keyboard rangers here on GB forums feel like that...

    "If a cop ever talked to me that way I'd shoot his butt"

    "If a cop ever kicked my dog, I'd shoot his butt"

    "If a cop ever pulled me over, I'd shoot his butt"

    "If a cop ever (insert lame scenario here), I'd shoot his butt"

    They're all losers. We all know they'd sit there and take it. As would I, if it ever came to that.
  • Mr. PerfectMr. Perfect Member, Moderator Posts: 63,779 ******
    edited November -1
    Yes, you're supposed to have it available for inspection when requested, but it still needs to be requested. Not every cop that has pulled me over has asked to see it.
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    And fiery auto crashes
    Some will die in hot pursuit
    While sifting through my ashes
    Some will fall in love with life
    And drink it from a fountain
    That is pouring like an avalanche
    Coming down the mountain
  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 35,711 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:A lot of keyboard rangers here on GB forums feel like that...

    "If a cop ever talked to me that way I'd shoot his butt"

    "If a cop ever kicked my dog, I'd shoot his butt"

    "If a cop ever pulled me over, I'd shoot his butt"

    "If a cop ever (insert lame scenario here), I'd shoot his butt"

    They're all losers. We all know they'd sit there and take it. As would I, if it ever came to that.

    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

    LOL. I have made the same observation more than once. Glad to see someone agrees with me.[:D][:D]
  • shilowarshilowar Member Posts: 38,807 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by savage170


    "I know for a fact that half a mile down the road you're gonna lean over to your friend there and say, 'I wish he woulda pulled that crap with me.'"





    [:D]
  • txjackasstxjackass Member Posts: 191 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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