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nipping Ida dunn in the bud
savage170
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Two men are pulled over by a Texas Highway Patrolman. When the trooper reaches their car he leans inside and smacks the driver on the head with his flashlight.
"What the hell did you do that for?" the driver asks.
The trooper responds, "You know damn good and well that when I step up here you're supposed to have your driver's license and proof of insurance ready for me to check."
After the trooper is finished writing the ticket he walks over to the passenger side, leans in and smacks the other man in the head with his flashlight.
"What the hell are you doing?" the passenger screams.
"I'm just granting your wish," replies the trooper.
"What wish?" asks the man.
"I know for a fact that half a mile down the road you're gonna lean over to your friend there and say, 'I wish he woulda pulled that crap with me.'"
"What the hell did you do that for?" the driver asks.
The trooper responds, "You know damn good and well that when I step up here you're supposed to have your driver's license and proof of insurance ready for me to check."
After the trooper is finished writing the ticket he walks over to the passenger side, leans in and smacks the other man in the head with his flashlight.
"What the hell are you doing?" the passenger screams.
"I'm just granting your wish," replies the trooper.
"What wish?" asks the man.
"I know for a fact that half a mile down the road you're gonna lean over to your friend there and say, 'I wish he woulda pulled that crap with me.'"
Comments
sounds like Mr. JBT needs to meet a Hellfire missle while patrolling [;)]
abuse for speeding???
sounds like Mr. JBT needs to meet a Hellfire missle while patrolling [;)]
Like this?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevin/628724/
abuse for speeding???
sounds like Mr. JBT needs to meet a Hellfire missle while patrolling [;)]
This one's been around in various incarnations since long before Hellfire missiles. [:D]
joke - noun \j?k
JOKE
1a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist b (1) : the humorous or ridiculous element in something (2) : an instance of jesting : kidding c : practical joke d : laughingstock
2: something not to be taken seriously : a trifling matter -often used in negative constructions
SENSE OF HUMOR
: the faculty of perceiving and appreciating the humorous; sometimes : addiction to buffoonery and witticisms
"If a cop ever talked to me that way I'd shoot his butt"
"If a cop ever kicked my dog, I'd shoot his butt"
"If a cop ever pulled me over, I'd shoot his butt"
"If a cop ever (insert lame scenario here), I'd shoot his butt"
They're all losers. We all know they'd sit there and take it. As would I, if it ever came to that.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
"If a cop ever talked to me that way I'd shoot his butt"
"If a cop ever kicked my dog, I'd shoot his butt"
"If a cop ever pulled me over, I'd shoot his butt"
"If a cop ever (insert lame scenario here), I'd shoot his butt"
They're all losers. We all know they'd sit there and take it. As would I, if it ever came to that.
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LOL. I have made the same observation more than once. Glad to see someone agrees with me.[:D][:D]
"I know for a fact that half a mile down the road you're gonna lean over to your friend there and say, 'I wish he woulda pulled that crap with me.'"
[:D]