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Yep, It's Florida! Idiot Tries To Kiss Cottonmouth

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,013 ******
edited June 2019 in General Discussion
https://www.wideopenspaces.com/florida-teen-in-hospital-from-snake-bite-but-also-may-face-jail-time-video/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=sendible&utm_term=ramerica&utm_campaign=ramerica&fbclid=IwAR1CtdmrnIwEvY1PCKhXMKnv7OQ1VHYrbUoVCXfjeMhCaJZs2wopsFiLgZE
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    kimikimi Member Posts: 44,723 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That's one for the ages.
    What's next?
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    Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,254 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What an idiot.

    I hope he learned his lesson
    RLTW

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    babunbabun Member Posts: 11,054 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The idiot's 18 years old. That means he could vote.

    And people wonder how in the hell this country got so screwed up??????
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    Bubba Jr.Bubba Jr. Member Posts: 8,197 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    What's really sad is some fool girl will want to marry him and have his kids. I'm sure he will pass his stupidity on to his offspring. :lol: :shock:
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    allen griggsallen griggs Member Posts: 35,242 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    As you said, "Yep, it's Florida."

    What a moron. Darwin Award candidate.
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    jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 25,672 ******
    edited November -1
    The Little Boy and the Rattlesnake
    A Cherokee Legend

    Often times young boys were sent from the village in search of a vision. This was the case of one particular young native boy.
    He started to go up to the top of a mountain in search of his vision. And as he climbed up the mountain, the air got cooler and cooler. And he came upon a snake laying in the path. The snake was shivering, and said to the boy. "Please help me. I can't move, I am so cold that I can no longer make it any further down the mountain."
    The boy said to the snake "No way! You're a snake, if I pick you up, you'll bite me!" The snake replied. "No, no I won't, I promise I won't bite you if you'll only pick me up and help get me down the mountain."
    So the young boy picked up the snake, put him in his shirt, and continued climbing to the top of the mountain in search of his vision. When he got back down to the bottom of the mountain, he reached in, took out the snake, and the snake bit the young boy.
    The boy replied to the snake "Hey! You bit me, you said that if I'd help you out, that you wouldn't bite me!"
    The snake replied "But you knew what I was when you picked me up!"
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    GrasshopperGrasshopper Member Posts: 16,755 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Pets Gone Bad, next on Stupid People Of The decade!

    And they are dreaming, 50 k =medical bills, TRY 100K medical bills.
    I guess nunn will start a GoFundMe page :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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    hillbillehillbille Member Posts: 14,183 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'd also be willing to bet we picked up the idiots medical bills.....and the * will probubly go out and do it again anyone this dumb never learn from their mistakes.
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    babunbabun Member Posts: 11,054 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Idiot: "Doc, you got to save me!!! Help!!!"

    Doctor: "Well, you'll need 11 injections of anti-venom"

    Idiot: "what ever it takes, Doc, just save me!"

    Doctor: "Sorry, the anti-venom isn't working. There's only one way to stop the poison."

    Idiot: "just do it!!"

    Doctor: "Nurse, prepare a surgery room for a castration procedure."
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    Smitty500magSmitty500mag Member Posts: 13,603 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You knew darn well I was a snake when you took me in.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULx9k2QkL94
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    He DogHe Dog Member Posts: 50,958 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It turns out there is a strong correlation between age, sex, alcohol content and snake bite:

    To summarize the data, if you are an adolescent you will make bad decisions. If you are a male adolescent you will make really bad decisions. If you are an inebriated male adolescent you are going to get bit by something.

    Hold ma beer and watch 'is!
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    JunkballerJunkballer Member Posts: 9,183 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Some people don't need to breed....his parents are 2 of them, sadly he's likely to follow in their footsteps :roll:

    "Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee

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    remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,251 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    If you wants to kiss a snake, he could have went and kissed Hillary... it's not illegal to keep a Hillary as a pet
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    chiefrchiefr Member Posts: 13,800 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    To bad he didn't get more "intimate" with the snake. People like him don't deserve to breed.
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    GilWilson1GilWilson1 Member Posts: 182 ✭
    edited November -1
    As noted tax payers will foot the bill for his care, I feel bad for him I can't imagine being that stupid, and I have done some REALLY stupid sheet.
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    montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 58,038 ******
    edited November -1
    ...got nothing to add,it's already been said above,,,
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    Horse Plains DrifterHorse Plains Drifter Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 39,389 ***** Forums Admin
    edited November -1
    Well, the dumb * even looks like he's stupid.
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    bambihunterbambihunter Member Posts: 10,685 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    remingtonoaks wrote:
    If you wants to kiss a snake, he could have went and kissed Hillary... it's not illegal to keep a Hillary as a pet

    No thanks. If those were my two choices, I'd probably pick the cottonmouth too.
    Fanatic collector of the 10mm auto.
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    select-fireselect-fire Member Posts: 69,453 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Trump said she was non poison.
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    sharpshooter039sharpshooter039 Member Posts: 5,897 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    must remember they breed and vote
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