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Yep, It's Florida! Idiot Tries To Kiss Cottonmouth
nunn
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I hope he learned his lesson
And people wonder how in the hell this country got so screwed up??????
What a moron. Darwin Award candidate.
A Cherokee Legend
Often times young boys were sent from the village in search of a vision. This was the case of one particular young native boy.
He started to go up to the top of a mountain in search of his vision. And as he climbed up the mountain, the air got cooler and cooler. And he came upon a snake laying in the path. The snake was shivering, and said to the boy. "Please help me. I can't move, I am so cold that I can no longer make it any further down the mountain."
The boy said to the snake "No way! You're a snake, if I pick you up, you'll bite me!" The snake replied. "No, no I won't, I promise I won't bite you if you'll only pick me up and help get me down the mountain."
So the young boy picked up the snake, put him in his shirt, and continued climbing to the top of the mountain in search of his vision. When he got back down to the bottom of the mountain, he reached in, took out the snake, and the snake bit the young boy.
The boy replied to the snake "Hey! You bit me, you said that if I'd help you out, that you wouldn't bite me!"
The snake replied "But you knew what I was when you picked me up!"
And they are dreaming, 50 k =medical bills, TRY 100K medical bills.
I guess nunn will start a GoFundMe page
Doctor: "Well, you'll need 11 injections of anti-venom"
Idiot: "what ever it takes, Doc, just save me!"
Doctor: "Sorry, the anti-venom isn't working. There's only one way to stop the poison."
Idiot: "just do it!!"
Doctor: "Nurse, prepare a surgery room for a castration procedure."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULx9k2QkL94
To summarize the data, if you are an adolescent you will make bad decisions. If you are a male adolescent you will make really bad decisions. If you are an inebriated male adolescent you are going to get bit by something.
Hold ma beer and watch 'is!
"Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee
No thanks. If those were my two choices, I'd probably pick the cottonmouth too.