England to Ban Bedside Tables

tr fox

They shoulda kept this quiet. Now rumor has it that the British government will soon ban bedside tables.

http://www.jamesmcadam.co.uk/portfolio_html/sb_table.html

dsmith

Sad. Very sad. In England, they even tried to ban certain knives. They had chefs stating in front of the sheeple that certain knives had no purpose for cooking.

WoundedWolf

OMG! That is so damn hilarious!

I love the expression on the face of that poor twit. I think they are literally going back to medieval over there! [:D]

-Wolf


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Beeramid

That almost looks like some type of braveheart set up, I don't see why they'd want to ban something like that though. Unless they're afraid that club will get up in the night and beat its owner to death.


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tr fox

quote:Originally posted by Beeramid
That almost looks like some type of braveheart set up, I don't see why they'd want to ban something like that though. Unless they're afraid that club will get up in the night and beat its owner to death.


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Well, no the authorities are afraid that the otherwise defensless homeowner will beat the home intruder to a bloody pulp. And they can't have that because that would be some of that beastly "violence" the Brits are trying to stamp out.

Although so far all their "stamping out" has only disarmed the peaceful citizens and not the violent thugs.

Daniel Homer

"What about bedside chairs?" [:D]

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