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Oakie
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No, not the animal. Today, Chris and I were working in some very rich, smoking hot ladies house. She is about 50 and gorgeous. Anyway, Chris was bending over, wrapping a piece of duct, and his boxers were hanging out. He has no *, his back meets his legs.[:D] Anyway, on his boxers, that my mom bought him for Christmas, is a picture of a bear and it says, "Pull my paw".[:D][:D][:D] The homeowner walks by, pats my son on his * and says, I will pull your paw, as she winks and walks away. I have never seen that shade of red on his face before. He looked at me and I said to him, Go for it, your not married. We just laughed. Been teasing him about it all day. He asked if we are going back there tomorrow. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] Thought I would share a good laugh with you guys.
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was she married?
Yes, but her husband is in California on business. They are somewhere on the forbes top 100 richest people or something like that. Cool house. Built in 1790 and is known as a historical landmark.
Lets just say I would love to have a woman that beautiful. She also has a great personality. Bought us Breakfast and Lunch today. She is definitely neglected by her husband, just not financially. Dressed in a mini skirt today and heels. I will be dreaming of her all night[;)][;)][;)][;)][;)][:p][:p][:p][:p][:p]
was she married?
Not to Oakie's son! [8D]
Seen to Many Lifetime Movies Last winter
Rich people Will have Your * Killed
Faster than A Wink.[;)]
My advice would be to stay the hell away...
Never never never mess with a married woman, never!! For starters I respect marriage and second if a married woman is out for a one niter she is liable to "kiss and tell" besides, I'm with the greatest woman in the world and I won't even look at another woman in a lustfull manner. That's just me.
+1
Years ago I had a homeowner that I was doing a tile job for and she walks up,while Im spreadin the mud and says, " Yep,you guys are a lot like those floor tiles...Lay em once and you can walk all over em." Caught me off guard for sure![:D]
#10 is easier to break.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his *, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
There was one finished bedroom in the basement.
He was downstairs one Saturday morning and naked blond woman was passed out sleeping on top of the covers. Russell just took a few peeks and continued working.
The next week he was back at the house and the homeowners blond wife surprised him in a small robe. She apologized up and down for embarrassing him. He says, no problem I saw most of you Saturday and winked.
She said, impossible I was out of town!!!!
Then the fun started upstairs as he went downstairs!!
If we were meant to only mate with one wife, she would bite our heads off and eat us after the deed was done.
I take it you've never been married to a menopausal redhead?
Lets just say I would love to have a woman that beautiful. She also has a great personality.
She sounds really faithful too...oh wait apparently not a quality of your list of must haves.
Are you hiring??
Ros
Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest.
Passed on lots of trim that was spoken for when I was single as well as married.
I could only imagine rocking some of these whacko bitches world
and reliving that Fatal Attraction movie.[xx(]
The neighbor down the road wanted me to give her a bid for loader work
the only spot she wanted me to work was when she showed me what was under her terry cloth shorts and top.
Hourglass figure, beautiful, 38DD 24 36 and smelled like she was covered in pheromones and on a plate.[:p]
So I went home and ravaged my wife.[;)]
Life is too good for me to screw up.
Blackmail is also the key word. They hate it when you say No.
You all know that a man will go places with a woody that he wouldn't go with a 12 gauge shot gun[B)]
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