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Worst tasting 'anything' you have ever experienced?
Tech141
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I read the "Coke can on the treadmill" thread, and some of the replies reminded me of the WORST thing I have ever tasted.
I few years ago when I was a smoker, I would use a mountain dew bottle (filled halfway with water) as an ashtray/butcan when I would sit out by my pool. One day I was outside enjoying the evening, sipping on a mountain dew. At one point I went to grab a sip, and inadvertently picked up the butcan dew a took a healthy swig.
GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!! The involuntary reaction my body had to it was Legen- (wait for it...) - DARY! I started heaving/puking in a painfully spasmatic way. Projectile vomiting, body locking up, falling to my hands and knees........ I literally thought I was going to die. Made me reflect on my emergency appendectomy with fond feelings. I was paralyzed, throwing up, and pretty much face down on the deck for about 20 minutes (felt like a week....)
To this day, I still gag a bit and feel kinda sick when I reflect on that dark day.
Anyone else have a 'uniquely horrible' taste story?
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Stink bug, hands down the worst.
If you can't feel the music; it's only pink noise!
I never squeegeed with my mouth open again!!!!!
liver being one . If I was starving to death maybe, I mean just maybe I could eat it .
in the top ten another would have to be that liquid I had to drink for a colonoscopy to clear out every thing .
1st time it was hideous the next couple times years later they had changed so it could be mixed with lemon flavoring
I will toss in siphoning gas the ethanol mix is just down right nasty ( I know its poison ) but over the years working on cars I can add antifreeze ,brake fluid, battery acid, used oil , gear oil , auto trans fluid , paint thinner , paint remover plus when younger working in a waste treatment plant add in feces all would qualified as not good
Ken nailed it , stink bug ! Caught one in my mouth riding my motorcycle. Oddly enough I was close to Boone when it happened .
My dad was a farmer. He leased a section from an old man who had to quit because of heart trouble. Old man decided one day to get a neighbor to fill in an irrigation ditch (3' wide, 18" deep vee shape) that dad had let dry out between uses.
Neighbor was using tractor with 3-point blade to fill ditch and son was riding on blade to help it cut the hard, dry ground.
Neighbor's son was just old enough that his dad would let him chew tobacco so of course he had a big chaw of strong stuff in his mouth.
Dad drove up while they were trying to get started, and Old Man pulled single shot .410 out of his car. (according to the contract between him and Dad he and neighbor were guilty of trespassing and several other things) and he was waving shotgun around.
Dad had been in the Navy for WWII and really didn't like having a shotgun pointed at him so he reached up and batted barrel away.
And it went off, shot traveling a little over the kid's head. He slid off back of blade and swallowed chew when his bottom hit the ground.
Yep, according to dad he quickly turned colors and started barfing up everything he'd swallowed for several days.
Kinda ended the standoff; it was the last time Old Man messed with our irrigation system.
But there is a snake story of when he started messing with the well!
I gave up eating in the dark since this incident along with food shopping at remote places!
Cigarette ash - vomit - and stale beer from the open mouthed kiss of a drunk woman who had been eating funions and pork rinds...
Mike
I recon we all should have paid more attention!
Zima...
Bartles & James ice tea +...
Peppermint schnapps going down was so so - coming back up was an epic failure...
French fries with mayonnaise instead of tomato ketchup - rot in hello you Philistines...
Mike
The worst part about mine was that I had just finished eating while sitting on the couch. (This was before my eye surgeries,) Came back from putting the dishes away in the kitchen. Saw a "morsel" on the couch. Threw it in my mouth and chewed it about twice. Then it hit me OMG. Took forever for the taste to go away. Gaaack.........................
Poi at a luau in Hawaii.