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What ridiculous names do you call your pets?
Lady Rae
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Bobby goes by Kiddie Bob and the newest Boodlebug🙄 Ladd, Loddie Doddie. I'm sure I can think of more... We had a Pug named Pugsley lol we didn't name him, he was a rescue, came to us at about 6 years old... My mom called him Pumpkin... Then he some how by the time he passed away at 19 he was Dumbkin on his vet chart....
"Independence Now, Independence Forever."
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My current schnauzer puppy, Rudy buddy. Before him it was Ruger booger. Rivets McDivots.
Most of ours have nick names we have 13 cats and thee dogs
We have just lumped a few into groups two of the girl cats we call them sisters or thing 1 and 2 but they know sisters
We have two fuzzy cays that wondered in at different times so one is dark fuzzy one is orange fuzzy but just fuzzy gets both coming
Tho boy cats we just call the orange Boys one is the fussy and one name is bird but orange Boys or o boys for short
We named our cat Junior mainly because when we got him from the shelter he was so tiny, he easily fit in the palm of my hand. I was going to name him Tiny but was overruled by the wife who reminded me how much I hated that ukulele playing Tiptoe through the Tulips guy.
I call him J. R. sometimes but he will come to just about anything I call him. I'm also glad I didn't win back when we named him. He is now so FAT these days, Garfield would be proud!
My little rescue Chihuahua Lilly, we call her silly Lilly. She won't let you near her, unless you lay down, then she will jump right on you. Our blind schnauzer Isabella, we call her dizzy Izzy. Constantly walking into furniture. I went from raising Labrador Retrievers for hunting, to these small guys and wouldn't ever go back.!!!!
I once owned a "Yorkie" named Mario. My kids helped give him a name during the time that video game was at its height in popularity. The smallest dog with the biggest disposition I have ever seen!! I called him BEAR because of that and always said if a Yorkie was a large breed they would make pit bulls look like butterfly's!
My 10 yr old golden retriever I call Dufus because that's what he is.
Knuckleheads Smith & Wesson, cat sisters
Mork and Mindy
If you've been around a while, you'll recognize the names.
My kids named our dog.
His name is “Professor Cashmere”
We call him “Cash”
Don Juan AKA DJ Stinky , Doodle Bird, Doodie
Part 2
I was interrupted by a trip to the ER
we have roadster found him on the road as a tiny lost kitten in the middle of no where
Hobo my son named as he found him about 10 yrs ago on the RR old depot
Stevie ray a blind cat about 11 yrs old we got she came from a local big box store as a sick tiny kitten so named her after the the two blind singers
You would never know it just watching her though
Bird because he has a sploch of white on his back that looks like a bird pooped on him
Little mom cat we gained her when she was pregnant she is a tiny cat
Handsome he was a stray that took time to make buddies with wire gave him the name just a big baby now
As for the dogs butch our dachshund
We call him butch weiner or weiner dog
Our huskie has several names from laughti to betty bad a... s to bossy and so on depending on how she is acting at the time if you been around or owned a husky you will know
Our pound hound Macie some times called little girl She is far from that
I never liked cats but over time and the fact my wife loves them I gave in and make sure their all taken care of
I don't want to discuss vet and food bills just say I could have the vacation home if not for the cost lol
We named our first Manx cat “Dufus”. Was a fun name and a great cat.
That cat caused my wife and mother to start a Manx breeding, showing and selling program that lasted a long time. They eventually started breeding Scottish foot cats as well. Did very well in the show arena. I ended up building them a “Cat House”.
Our Mini Aussie is named "Buddy". I have seen someone else on here with a dog named Buddy.
My wife likes to call him "Honcho" when he gets rowdy!!
Dog: Punkie Pookie. No idea why.
I once had a cat named John.
Wachel, you didn't really tell them you call me Kiddie Bob did you?
"Independence Now, Independence Forever."
John Adams
Here is Bobby with his pet rooster Capt Cotton Ball...
"Independence Now, Independence Forever."
John Adams
My dogs will come individually if I call them by name.If I call Mutts,they will both come.
English Sitter ,,,,,,,,, "Stop That" ,,,,,
This is Raven…..aka “Snuffalo”…..aka “Snufflophagus”…….aka “Frogdog”….aka “Frogdogulous.”
I call my dogs Maverick and Goose. And the cats Bogey and MiG.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
J J and Fat Freida (Beagles of Course). J J was a psychopath who loved his people, but hated everyone else and was a crackerjack rabbit dog. When I brought him home as an 8 week pup, he proceeded to attack my adult dogs. He still loved to hunt at 13 yo, even though his front legs would sometimes collapse and his nose plow into the dirt. Fat Freida was afraid of all men, except me,
Many over the years, down to just one cat now a ginger called DeeGee for dumpters girl since that's where other half found her and the two dogs an old chiwawa mix called Pepe and the newer still growing spookie pit mix that is usually called "stop that you @$#@ or something else that would get censored if I typed... still love em all though...
I call my dog Thor big doofy.. especially when he carries in another Raccoon or young Bobcat.. I've had to bury way to many...
My grandfathers beagle was called HOBO because he looked like he was always homeless.
We have not named any animals many crazy names. Current cat is Harley and that was because we got him and his brother at the same time and called his brother Willie G.
We have a very squishy cat named Piper. He also goes by Fatty, Fatty pork chop, Fatty bean dip, Fatty pot pie, and pretty much any other two word food item.
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Our cat has Martha Washington on her vet file. She farted a lot when she was a kitten, so I often call her Martha Fart when I talk to her..
Just happened to think of an old beagler's tip. Never give your dog a name that will embarrass you when you have to yell it in public
I had a dog like Ken's but she was a female. Her name was Cedar, called her Ceedy Lou... Oh gosh sometimes I just have to go find where she is buried to sit by her. Another rescue, she actually moved in with us. We think she was around 4 when she came to us... We think she was at least 17 when she left. I miss that massive body next to me and of course Lad would be by the side of my bed.
"Independence Now, Independence Forever."
John Adams
My dog Thor is half pit.. half Doberman..a big baby but nothing gets in his Territory with out him letting it..he went toe to toe with a black bear about a year ago.. the pekingese who was with him didn't fair to well...one smack and both it's eyeballs popped out..so now it's an eyeless dog..
Darn! This is sooooo true!! Our newest member of the family was nearly a year old when we adopted her and was given the name "Lela", which we decided to keep as she seemed very set to it. Being in the hound family of dog types, she also has a very stubborn streak which causes many situations where I am found hollering out the back door at all hours of the day and night!!
Pretty sure all of my neighbors (who are at the closest about a quarter mile away) know exactly what my dogs name is!!
Murder Mittens......aka "murder" and Pickles....who I call "Pissy" because of how long it took to housebreak her....
Pindah Likoyi, The Easter Puppy, Defender and Gaurdian of our home, Champeen P%ssy Magnet, and Spirit Brother. He was a Shepard mix that lived to be almost 16.
We have a 6 month old tortoise shell kitten, The Princess Carmen San Diego, the Turtle Cat, Destroyer of Laptops. She is looking for a forever home.
Yellow naped Amazon, Max, also called Mad Max, or Mean Max Green.
Mona Ramona Abby Marshmallow, 10 month old stray that came to us already spayed. When we found that out I wanted to let her go or teach her to be indoor/outdoor but the warden says no.
Roz the hairless cat. The name is ridiculous because she looks like a little alien from Roswell, NM
Over my lifetime the family has taken in quite a few stray cats that found their way to my doorway. The females always went to a vet and were fixed.
I have always wondered if I ever paid to have neutered a cat that was already neutered???? Sure cannot tell with females! Could be a veterinarian cash cow! 😲
With the way you take care of him he probably will... From the day she moved in she slept with me and got good food... Then in her final days she was eating ground turkey cottage cheese and angel hair pasta. I would just end up eating it to.
"Independence Now, Independence Forever."
John Adams
@KenK/84Bravo
Here's my beloved Cedar... In the background you will see our goose What... She and Cedar passed away on the same day. She was really old.
"Independence Now, Independence Forever."
John Adams
We also have Woogie the Pug Doxi and Dad's little cat Xyla Phone... The fat orange thing is Sir Rupert Nesbit AKA Puddie the neighbors call him Fatso? Why? 😂
Lad and Loch Bobby
"Independence Now, Independence Forever."
John Adams
My wife is the only pet I have now.
We have a stray cat with a limp, that hangs around our deck. We have taken up calling him Keyser Soze. Anytime he is walking through the yard he is limping along. Rattle the food bucket and his limp gets put on hold, as he runs to come eat.
Awww.