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Smoking Jacket Club
spiny
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Being a new member, I did not have the opportunity to join.
Being that it is New Years, why not have a membership drive?
Being that there is a bit of **** currently being posted, why not have a meeting?
I have a brandy snifter, can find some poetry, and will wear a 'smoking jacket'. No cigar, but I can go get one of those 50's era cigarette holders out of a box in the basement if required.
Being that it is New Years, why not have a membership drive?
Being that there is a bit of **** currently being posted, why not have a meeting?
I have a brandy snifter, can find some poetry, and will wear a 'smoking jacket'. No cigar, but I can go get one of those 50's era cigarette holders out of a box in the basement if required.
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PS if you didn't catch the post in question, disregard the last remark, Pa's done enough to enlighten us on it, if ya missed it too bad.[:o)]
Sorry typo>>>>>>>>.
PaBooger was here!
doc
Don't hunt with a Browning. Don't get to hunt. Own a few guns though. Apparently one is 'ugly' - oh well.
Sipping? Let's see. On hand would be: Two Fingers, Grey Goose, Stoli, Goldschlager, Baileys, Carolans, Bushmills. Any or all could be chased by Blue Moon, Heineken, Grolsch, Saranac, Bass or Guinness. Let me know if I need something else. Stores close soon.
Just don't know if I am 'suave' enough. Need that one defined.
If I don't meet the membership requirements, perhaps I can just stand around and listen to the polite conversation. It may raise my level of intellect so that I could aspire to honorary (?) membership.
I really need to get to spell-check from here!
spiny
1. Must have more than one firearm
2. Sense of humor (optional)
3. No potty mouths
4. Must own something that resembles a smoking jacket. (no terry cloth bathrobes)
5. Occasionally use 4-5 syllable words no one knows the meaning of.
6. No rude belching or releasing of gas.
7. No scratching yourself or picking your nose...
8. Have a pipe or cigar for appearance sake (bubble gum cigars are acceptable)
9. Brandy Snifter (filled with Cognac or Tonic water)
10. Must be able to recite a short poem (military cadence acceptable) and know art when you see it...(like a fine engraved firearm)
I know art, can't afford it. Pretty to look at and drool over though.
Will cigarette holder work in lieu of pipe or cigar? Otherwise, will have to go to store and by one of the bubblegum variety.
sincerely,
spiny
Got some Cubans and Dominicans from overseas trips.
Got 3/4 of a bottle of Glenfiddich (sp?)
Ah, let me do it, I can screw it up as good and the next guy.
I know a gal that lives on the hill
she wont do it but her sister will
i know i know i hang my head in shame [:(]
Yes, I do have Grey Poupon.
PaBooger was here!
Wait lemme think:
A yellow bird with a yellow bill was sitting on my window sill. I lured em in with a piece of bread & then I crushed it's little head!
The moral of the story is clear....
I better stop there.
I'm not too suave for this club, am I
Regards,
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Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart throws a sword at you!
spiny
sorry
zztop oh yea thats where that poem came from... [:D]
Gee I wonder what she meant by that???[:I][:I][:I][:I]
PaBooger was here!
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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We remain,
Lord Spiny
We remain grateful for your assistance and aid, however.
Lord Spiny
Lord Spiny
Lord Spiny
PaBooger was here!
respectfully,
Lord Spiny
better go and get them calves feed now
[:D][:D]
later my friends
doc
PaBooger was here!
I tried goin the standard, it don't bother me the like. Just one to many times, you get the ones that gotta look. Then act like the have never seen nature before.
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