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"He Who......" My first giveaway anyone else?
Mgderf
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O.K. Here goes. I'm still relatively new to the forums and I don't really know "The Rules", but, since this is MY giveaway, it's going to be by MY rules!
My giveaway is a contest of sorts. I'm looking for the best "He who... " saying, joke, adage, whatever. I'll know the winner when I see it.
I'll let this run 'till the end of our country as we know it, or April 15th 2009, 12:37pm EST, whichever comes first.
Prizes will include, but not be limited to, "politically incorrect" bumper stickers, anti-U.N. buttons, two of my business cards,out-of-date newspaper ads for zip-code 47909, 3-1/2 plastic coated paper-clips, partial roll of PTFE tape, oh yeah, and some gun stuff.
Great start. I'll list some of the other stuff here a little at a time 'till the end.
1 Set Uncle Mike's Quick Detachable sling swivels for 1" slings(new)
1 NIB Ruger 10/22 Locking bar and lock
1 set (Used?) RCBS reloader special full length 2 die set 8mm Mauser
assorted NEW brass
1 locking aluminum case (not really a gun case, but could suffice)
1 pkg cotton cleaning patches 100 ct- 2-1/2" round (nice patches)
More to come
Gould & Goddrich leather belt-slide holster 801/92F
1/2 dozen Zeiss lens cloths (pre-moistened)
Sheffield multi-tool (generic Leatherman)
1/2 dozen carpenters pencils & sharpener
"Notice- Driver is Loaded" stickers
$2.00 nickles
We're not done yet, You guys are a hoot!
1 NEW 30 rnd AR15 mag (.223)
2 USED 20rnd HK/G3 mags(.308)
1 tablet "Post-It" note pad
I didn't realize how much fun this giveaway could be!
Here's some more, multiple entries are fine
1 pair small(pocket size) binoculars
1 Taurus security key
5-1/2 pairs foam ear-plugs
1 dozen size LSS 10 nickle plated snap-swivels
My giveaway is a contest of sorts. I'm looking for the best "He who... " saying, joke, adage, whatever. I'll know the winner when I see it.
I'll let this run 'till the end of our country as we know it, or April 15th 2009, 12:37pm EST, whichever comes first.
Prizes will include, but not be limited to, "politically incorrect" bumper stickers, anti-U.N. buttons, two of my business cards,out-of-date newspaper ads for zip-code 47909, 3-1/2 plastic coated paper-clips, partial roll of PTFE tape, oh yeah, and some gun stuff.
Great start. I'll list some of the other stuff here a little at a time 'till the end.
1 Set Uncle Mike's Quick Detachable sling swivels for 1" slings(new)
1 NIB Ruger 10/22 Locking bar and lock
1 set (Used?) RCBS reloader special full length 2 die set 8mm Mauser
assorted NEW brass
1 locking aluminum case (not really a gun case, but could suffice)
1 pkg cotton cleaning patches 100 ct- 2-1/2" round (nice patches)
More to come
Gould & Goddrich leather belt-slide holster 801/92F
1/2 dozen Zeiss lens cloths (pre-moistened)
Sheffield multi-tool (generic Leatherman)
1/2 dozen carpenters pencils & sharpener
"Notice- Driver is Loaded" stickers
$2.00 nickles
We're not done yet, You guys are a hoot!
1 NEW 30 rnd AR15 mag (.223)
2 USED 20rnd HK/G3 mags(.308)
1 tablet "Post-It" note pad
I didn't realize how much fun this giveaway could be!
Here's some more, multiple entries are fine
1 pair small(pocket size) binoculars
1 Taurus security key
5-1/2 pairs foam ear-plugs
1 dozen size LSS 10 nickle plated snap-swivels
Comments
confuses say " Man who poot in church must sit quietly in his own pue"
More to follow
Man who run behind car get exhausted
Man who put cream in tart not always baker.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ.
Doug
Get, "RAW DEAL"![;)]
quote:Originally posted by 35WhelenClassic
He who let woman on top is f***ing up.
with a close second:
quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
He who thinks he a Canary *, most likely just a *[;)]
per usual, i shal abstain from the giveaway but i'll try to come up with something pithy to say just for grins.
confuses say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
cartod take note[;)]
He who acts as his own attorney, has a fool for a client
(Please do not include me in the drawing, but thanks for the chance)
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade
students. "Human beings are the only animals that
stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat
who stuttered", she said.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these
stories could become, asked the girl to describe the
incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my
kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a
running start and before we knew it, he jumped over
the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl.
"My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff,
Fffff'...And before he could say "f**k", the
rottweiler ate him!"
A verse found in Philippians 1:6
"He who began a good work in you will be faithful to complete it"
He who go to bed with itchy butt with wake up with stinky finger.
I'm in please.
AT
Thanks---Peabo
quote:Originally posted by joshmb1982
confuses say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
cartod take note[;)]
Beat me to it! I was going to say "Is there an echo in hear?"
NRA Lifetime Benefactor Member.
He who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
He who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.
He who has atheletic finger make broad jump.
He who questions his elders shows his ignorance.
He who posts like an idiot probably is.
Man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.