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Strange routine at my house.....
Locust Fork
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I have a well known obsession with lotion.....before the pervs start, no, don't even try...its common for a LADY to like lotion.
I don't know why, but my bulldog loves the taste of it.
So, every time I put it on my legs my English Bulldog tries to lick me whenever I stand still.
I'm running the vacuum and she is trailing behind me like a buzzing bee trying to sting someone....just barely tapping the back of my calves every chance she gets.
Its a strange process.....me yelling "Quit it Bitty" and her stalking me like prey throughout the house.
I don't know why, but my bulldog loves the taste of it.
So, every time I put it on my legs my English Bulldog tries to lick me whenever I stand still.
I'm running the vacuum and she is trailing behind me like a buzzing bee trying to sting someone....just barely tapping the back of my calves every chance she gets.
Its a strange process.....me yelling "Quit it Bitty" and her stalking me like prey throughout the house.
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quote:Originally posted by Locust Fork
I have a well known obsession with lotion.....before the pervs start, no, don't even try...its common for a LADY to like lotion.
I don't know why, but my bulldog loves the taste of it.
So, every time I put it on my legs my English Bulldog tries to lick me whenever I stand still.
I'm running the vacuum and she is trailing behind me like a buzzing bee trying to sting someone....just barely tapping the back of my calves every chance she gets.
Its a strange process.....me yelling "Quit it Bitty" and her stalking me like prey throughout the house.
"It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" [:D]. I say the pooch likes that flavor of the grease. Then again them English are an odd lot.
Yes....she is the strangest of the 4 dogs we have. She is like a clown. You just never know what she is thinking, but you KNOW she is up to something.
Had a beagle that liked the taste of toe jam [:0]
Thanks again Kasey [:D]
Thank YOU!!! I have already been into that chocolate you brought me! YUMMM!!!!
No animals followed me around but I must say the controls of the front end loader did feel a good deal more welcoming at the start of a blizzard than they did without the lotion.
Have you considered using a front end loader for house cleaning instead of a vacuum cleaner?
Could make a difference.
quote:Originally posted by nutfinn
Thanks again Kasey [:D]
Thank YOU!!! I have already been into that chocolate you brought me! YUMMM!!!!
Ernie came by to eat, so he got some charcoal and honey too. He was very happy [:D] Thanks again!!
I have a well known obsession with lotion.....before the pervs start, no, don't even try...its common for a LADY to like lotion.
I don't know why, but my bulldog loves the taste of it.
So, every time I put it on my legs my English Bulldog tries to lick me whenever I stand still.
I'm running the vacuum and she is trailing behind me like a buzzing bee trying to sting someone....just barely tapping the back of my calves every chance she gets.
Its a strange process.....me yelling "Quit it Bitty" and her stalking me like prey throughout the house.
It would appear you don't hold the rank of "top dog" in your household.
I'd bet Cesar Millan could put lotion on his legs and stand right next to your Bitty and she wouldn't even take a sniff at him.
"Never do wrong to make a friend----or to keep one".....Robert E. Lee
That dog is always licking her legs
We had a Cocker Spaniel that would bathe the babies when they were little. It was too cute. They would be crawling by and she would just lick them all over as they went along.
That's still a weird dog, LF.
It must be a Bull dog thing.
We had a Pit Bull that used to do the same thing when my wife used lotion...[:)]
Trinity +++
Get a soft water conditioner.
Use 1/2 the soap from hair to clothes though.
Your skin will love you for it.
Waste of time conditioning the soft water. Better to spend your money on a hot water heater.
quote:Originally posted by dennisnielsen
Get a soft water conditioner.
Use 1/2 the soap from hair to clothes though.
Your skin will love you for it.
Waste of time conditioning the soft water. Better to spend your money on a hot water heater.
Some people like their water super-soft -- and their hot water, super-heated. Don't belittle the specialized appliances made for these people! [;)]
Its an 'English' thing Hahhahaha [:p]