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4 Star Member's Ball -
KenK/84Bravo
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Very exciting and ritzy venue this year. (Thank you GB.) We have the induction and welcoming of new Members Neoblackdog and Bobjudy to celebrate. The secret handshake and passwords will be conveyed at this time.
Don't forget, this is a Black tie and evening wear event. No ripped Blue jeans and T shirts will be allowed this year. (You know who you were.)
Please be sure to get back to the organizing Committee with your dinner choice for yourself and your guest in a timely manner.
Thank you in advance, we look forward to another great event.
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(Get it? M.C. OMG I'm crackin' me up!)
Most esteemed Member. You and Nunn's invitation should be arriving by courier shortly. You Sir, are the guest of honor and a short speech would be appreciated.
Remember guys and girls. Please get back to the Organizing Committe with your dinner selections. (Steak, Salmon or Chicken.) In a timely manner. Great Guns will be Catering. (Mark, you might want to bring a Food Tester.) 😉
We still need Members to Park vehicles.
I'm sorry Neo. The Catering Service has already been booked. (Great Guns)
I also do not believe Nannuq907 has the rank necessary in order to be present when the Secret Handshake and Passwords are conveyed. 🤐
As with ChrisStreet, 3 Star Members are being sought to "Volunteer" and park vehicles. Any 3 Star Members wishing to volunteer, please contact the Organizing Committee. Your "Service" will not go unnoticed on future selection to the coveted 4th Star ranking and Selection Committee.
Thank you in advance.
Great Guns was a shoo-in for this years Catering choice, due in no small part to his offer to hold our Event on the Private Yacht of the Sheik who is currently in the Mideast. It was not inexpensive to rent this Vessel, so if you have indicated you will attend, please show up.
The exact location has been withheld due to Security concerns, and some veiled threats we have received from some disgruntled 1, 2 and 3 Star Members, as well as the constant threat from Banned Members. (As normal, all Moderators and Admins. will have their own Private Security details.)
Please do not attempt to approach a Moderator or Admin. without first making contact with the Head of their Security Detail. (We do not want a repeat of last years tragedy.)
Audio Visual support will be provided by Mr. Mike. We anticipate a delightful and lengthy Slide show.
(Again Mark, you might want to keep a Heads up, and confer with the Head of your Security Detail if you feel there are additional concerns for your Safety.)
Due to a recent Poll, PBR will not be provided this year. I know, some Members will be upset. (But)
Mark Christian and a few other Members have graciously offered to bring some of their Private collection of fine spirits for those Members who have made the cut. (4th Star ranking.) We would like to Thank them in advance for this most generous contribution and sacrifice.
*A recent change I'd like to bring to the Members attention. Due to recent changes in Civility and decorum brought about by Mark C and nunn - No Humor Will Be Allowed. No exceptions will be tolerated. Violations are subject to immediate removal from the event and subsequent demotion to 3 Star ranking.
As you can see, there are some disgruntled Members (3 Star and below) that seem to have some issues with the Exclusive Exalted 4th Star ranking. (This seems to be proportianal to the higher post count, yet lower ranking Members.) 😥
Please be sure to have your CCW locked and loaded. James Bondish Walther PPK applications in the venerable .32 cal get and will receive Style points in Black Tie. (I will have to suffice with my exquisite CZ27.)
Extraordinarily garish "BBQ Guns," will not be allowed and will have to be checked with Security at the entrance. (This falls under the Humor clause.) This is not some low class 1, 2, and 3 Star gathering for a Weenie Roast in Wilmington, NC. Please conduct yourself accordingly.
Chris, your blatent attempt at sucking up has not gone unnoticed. You might even attain the coveted 4th Star ranking if you keep that up.
Buddy sez, he will be more than happy to make sure you do not damage my Vehicle. Er,........Uhmn I mean he would be happy to accompany you and provide additional Security. (Keep an eye out for Don.)
Todd after the debacle that was last years gathering of 1, 2 and 3 Star Members at Ricci Wrights Frat House/Weenie Roast, Keg Party, Mud Roll, I am not sure your Services are going to be solicited. Sorry. The Wilmington Police thought it was an out of hand gathering of the Hells Angels and Mongols. (Yes, the 4 Star Members have reviewed video, and have been appalled.)
Margaret Thatcher
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
Mark Twain
I know you said black tie, is this OK?
Nunn, if you're reading this, do you know where this years Administrators retreat will be held? I hope that it isn't at the Ritz-Carlton again.
salmon= carp
chicken=anything else that tastes like chicken, up to and including a big pot of beans and mystery meat.....
and I have it from a realiable news source the entertainment is gonna be Hillary and Pelosi busting out of cakes wearing nothing but saran wrap...........
I identify as a 4-star. So, that means I’m in, right?
Don’t be a starcist. I might have to start a virtual riot. 😄
Oh goody they have a pool
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain