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old time sayings....
53hawkeye
Member Posts: 4,673
ya'll have heard a million of them....
lets hear some of your favorite examples.
here's a couple to get you started....
" lower than a snakes' belly in a wagon rut."
"useless as teats on a boar hog"
lets hear some of your favorite examples.
here's a couple to get you started....
" lower than a snakes' belly in a wagon rut."
"useless as teats on a boar hog"
Comments
Doug
"Uglier'n a whole bag of smashed assh@@les.'
"He was born tired" for someone who's lazy
Friendlier than a pet pig
"it'll feel better when it quits hurtin"
katy bar the door
A few bricks short of a load.
Splattered like a cow pizzen on a flat rock.
Busier than a one armed paper hanger.
Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about.
Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things.
dumber than a bag of hammers.
Sweating like a whore in confession.
Sadly this one has proven to be true [V]
"Higher than a Georgia Pine"[:D] My Daddy
Proved true this year! [:)]
or colder than a witches tity
hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock
harder than a preachers pri_k
ugly as homemade soap
That's just like a sore peter, you can't beat it.
Use your head for something besides a hat rack.
Slicker than snot on a doornob.
Sweating like a butcher.
Looks like her face caught on fire and she tried to put it out with an Ice Pick.
lower than a dindoes donger!
flat out like a lizard drinking(means your working flat out)
dumber than dirt
nervous as a hooker in confession
nuttyer then squirrel turds
Confused as a censored in the projects on fathers day.
Older than dirt
Tighter than a Dixie hat band
The squeaky wheel get the oil
Burnt up in grease
Fell out of an ugly tree and hit every limb
Ugly as a mud fence
Runnin' round like a chicken with its head cut off
Rubbed the wrong way ( refers to a upsetting a person)
Cute as a bugs ear
Smart as a tack
Crooked as a dogs hind leg
Thick as hair on a dogs back
Rougher than a corncob
Packed in like Mexicans in a car
Sharp as a bowling ball
Queer as a three dollar bill
White as a ghost
She/He is so buck toothed they could eat corn through a picket fence and get every kernal
Knee high to a grasshopper
Mad enough to bite a nail into
You could tear the horn off an anvil with a feather (Dad used to tell me this)
Sore as a woodpeckers snout on a dead hickory
Tough as nails
Quiet as a Church mouse
I have too many irons in the fire (Meaning very busy. Have heard Dad say this many times evidently referring to a saying that came from the blacksmithing days if the blacksmith was very busy and had many steel rods in the fire, he sometimes had to remove some so the fire would get hotter)
Tighter than Dick's hatband...
As popular as a polecat at a picnic...
Tight as the paint on a car...
Slicker than a wet gut on a hoe handle. (Dad's Favorite)
Dad looking at a truck full of sweet potatoes, "There's a jillion farts in there."
Meaner than a junk yard dog.
Fine as frog hair.
Steep as a cow's face.
Cute as a bug in a rug.
Cute as a speckled pup under a red wagon.
(For a stick-in-the-mud) He's been futher up a `simmon tree than he's ever been away from home.