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Boy, I was duty electrician the night the Lord said, "Let there be light!!-Old Seabee Master chief
I'll slap you so hard, your head will hum like a ten penny finishing nail hit with a greasy ball peen hammer!
Heard while admiring a sweet young thing--"I'd crawl over ten miles of rusty razor blades just to smell the tracks of the tire on the truck that took her skivvies to the laundry!"
Talking about a junky looking truck-"Beats shoe leather flappin'"
You go out in the parking lot and practice falling down and I'll be out when I finish my beer!
Sezs a big ole Canadian fixin' to kick the behind of one of my trash talkin' bricklayers in the bar one night:
Oh no boy dat ain't da way we do it around here! so if your comin' come on then! then WHOP! right in the eye BL goes down the Canuck picks him up carries him to the bar and buys him a beer.
Told to me when I asked a transfer bricklayer how his brother was doing: "Who Jack?, I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire!"
My father-in-law's saying to a fine lady:
She's one fine piece of leather well strapped together!
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I'll slap you so hard, your head will hum like a ten penny finishing nail hit with a greasy ball peen hammer!
Heard while admiring a sweet young thing--"I'd crawl over ten miles of rusty razor blades just to smell the tracks of the tire on the truck that took her skivvies to the laundry!"
Talking about a junky looking truck-"Beats shoe leather flappin'"
"She could suckstart a Harley."
They run this place like a groundhog sawmill.
I'll cloud up and rain all over you
If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his nose.
She could suck a golfball through a garden hose, or the Chrome off a ball hitch.
He is so Crooked they will have to screw him into the grave.
I hope I didn't repeat someone elses.
She has round heels
Oh and lets not forget.
She didn't accidentally get good in bed.
and... A Virgin don't drive no Z-28.
The town was so dead, they rolled the sidewalks up and were shooting cannons down mainstreet.
It ain't been this hot since Hitler was a corporal.
All his dogs don't bark.
A few tools short of a shop.
4 cans short of a six pack.
ain't got the sense god gave a piss ant.
I hate to rain on your Parade, But.....
That dog don't hunt.
And My personal favorite......
A Diploma is no substitute for an Education..
Tree top tall and wall to wall! Your loud and clear!
Sezs a big ole Canadian fixin' to kick the behind of one of my trash talkin' bricklayers in the bar one night:
Oh no boy dat ain't da way we do it around here! so if your comin' come on then! then WHOP! right in the eye BL goes down the Canuck picks him up carries him to the bar and buys him a beer.
Told to me when I asked a transfer bricklayer how his brother was doing: "Who Jack?, I wouldn't piss in his mouth if his teeth were on fire!"
My father-in-law's saying to a fine lady:
She's one fine piece of leather well strapped together!
Faster than thin *hit thru a tall Swede.
[:D]