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Smoking jacket club.

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  • CHGOTHNDERCHGOTHNDER Member Posts: 8,936 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Bout time this one came up again, I got the pipe and slippers but no jacket last time.

    PJ

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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D]AH...HA..HA..HA..HA. IT IS STILL AaaaaaaLiiiiiiiiVvvvvvvvvE[:D]

    Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~ <P>
  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    My man Shane. How goes it?

    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

    Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets

    She was only a fisherman's daughter,
    But when she saw my rod she reeled.
  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I DOING JUST FINE, AND HOW ABOUT YOURSELF ??

    SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND MUCH LATELY..........BEEN WORKING.

    Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~ <P>
  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    Work sucks! Good to see you Shane.

    "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
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  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    ...Good to hear from you again Shane...now if BeeKeeper checks in it would be like old times....
  • mateomasfeomateomasfeo Member Posts: 27,143
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by shane
    Rembrandt and 218beekeep, sence you two are the founding fathers how about making up some bylaws and set up a meeting place to hold club meetings.


    That's a dumb idea! I'll bet several years down the road it still will not have caught on...




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  • shaneshane Member Posts: 882 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    NOW, THAT JUST WASN'T NICE, FESTO.

    I THINK IF I HAD FEELINGS YOU ALMOST KINDA BUT NOT REALLY WOULD HAVE HURT THEM BUT SENCE THATS JUST WHO YOU ARE I GUESS THAT IT IS ALMOST KINDA BUT NOT REALLY O.K...........ANYWAY, WHO ASK YA !

    Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~ <P>
  • PATBUZZARDPATBUZZARD Member Posts: 3,556
    edited November -1
    So how does one join this club?

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  • shootlowshootlow Member Posts: 5,425
    edited November -1
    [;)]BTT [}:)]


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  • kingjoeykingjoey Member Posts: 8,636
    edited November -1
    wOOt! SJC post is back up and running[}:)]

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  • peabopeabo Member Posts: 3,098
    edited November -1
    I have come to the most sophisticated thread that I could find on the forum to ask for some help. I would like for you gentlemen to help me locate "Beware the Jaberwocke". I haven't heard this since my high school days, but I know some of you are familiar with it. I would like to have the contents as well as the author, as all I can remember is the title.
    Thank you gentlemen.---Peabo

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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Here ya go:

    http://www.jabberwocky.com/carroll/jabber/jabberwocky.html




    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

    Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets

    She was only a fisherman's daughter,
    But when she saw my rod she reeled.
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    I was a young novice poster a number of years ago on this forum and inquired about joining. I was quickly ignored and not allowed to join.[V]

    After some new information came to light recently, i'm glad I was turned away. I've come to find out that the club is a secret network for homosexual networking.[}:)]

    Run fast, run far.[}:)]

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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    The homosexual thing is just a cover for our secret dastardly agenda of visiting all non-members' wives when you guys are out of town.

    Each of them entertains the entire club and we leave 'em begging for more. [:D]




    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

    Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets

    She was only a fisherman's daughter,
    But when she saw my rod she reeled.
  • rogue_robrogue_rob Member Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    dammit, if Lowrider can get into this club, how come I cant???? I smoke cigars[8D]

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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I purchased three bottles of wine this afternoon and would be willing to spare one for the next gathering.
  • tacking1tacking1 Member Posts: 3,844
    edited November -1
    I wouldn't want to be a member of a club that would let an idiot like me in!


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  • mohawk600mohawk600 Member Posts: 5,526 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Haven't seen this in quite some time. About a year ago actually. Oh, well. Maybe it will take sugarbear's place
  • wundudneewundudnee Member Posts: 6,105 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by mohawk600
    Haven't seen this in quite some time. About a year ago actually. Oh, well. Maybe it will take sugarbear's place



    Nope. it'll never attain what the SB thread was because somebody will say "poo poo" or "pee pee" or make a controversial statement and it will be locked by the termoderator.

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  • The Load RoomThe Load Room Member Posts: 501 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Members only huh[:o)]
  • Henry0ReillyHenry0Reilly Member Posts: 10,893 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D] Right on, Henry. [:D]




    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

    Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets

    She was only a fisherman's daughter,
    But when she saw my rod she reeled.
  • johalljohall Member Posts: 1,085 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    1. Must have more than one firearm (

    2. Sense of humor

    3. No potty mouths (

    4. Must own something that resembles a smoking jacket. (no terry cloth bathrobes)

    5. Occasionally use 4-5 syllable words no one knows the meaning of.

    6. No rude belching or releasing of gas.

    7. No scratching yourself or picking your nose...

    8. Have a pipe or cigar for appearance sake (bubble gum cigars are acceptable)

    9. Brandy Snifter (filled with Cognac or Tonic water)

    10. Must be able to recite a short poem (military cadence acceptable) and know art when you see it...(like a fine engraved firearm)

    1. i have many
    2. i have a good sence of humor
    3. i can work on that one
    4. i have one
    5. have to work on that on too
    6. ok with that one
    7. ok with that one too
    8. quit smoking last month but i guess i could use bubble gum cigars
    9. ?
    10. short poem i heard this one today..

    mean gean made a machine
    joe blow mad it go
    art art blew a fart
    and blew the whole dang thing apart
  • mohawk600mohawk600 Member Posts: 5,526 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    has this little club ever had a meeting?
  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    11. Must be capable of copying the word "sense" from Rule #2 without misspelling it. [:D]




    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

    Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets

    She was only a fisherman's daughter,
    But when she saw my rod she reeled.
  • mohawk600mohawk600 Member Posts: 5,526 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Here it is fellas....page 12.....well on our way to another sugarbear[?]
  • drygulchdandrygulchdan Member Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    heck,I"ll add to it

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  • tazzertazzer Member Posts: 16,837
    edited November -1
    ah my fellow gb'ers i have heard great things on your well to do club and would be rejoyed if allowed to join in the partaking of this mindset if one would allow.
    in shot I want to join to [:D][:p]
  • mohawk600mohawk600 Member Posts: 5,526 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    don't let it stall out

    Ignorance can be fixed, stupid is forever.
  • shootlowshootlow Member Posts: 5,425
    edited November -1
    Sir Lowrider and other members
    i bring this tread to the top at least once a year just because it need to be
    can i become a member now?





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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    We'll check with Master Shane and get back to you. I believe the membership committee is on safari in the dark continent. It could be a bloody long time before they return.

    Doctor Livingston, I presume?




    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

    Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets

    She was only a fisherman's daughter,
    But when she saw my rod she reeled.
  • tacking1tacking1 Member Posts: 3,844
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by shootlow
    Sir Lowrider and other members
    i bring this tread to the top at least once a year just because it need to be
    can i become a member now?

    Don't tread on me





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  • shootlowshootlow Member Posts: 5,425
    edited November -1
    go look at the pages it was buried for a long time



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  • mohawk600mohawk600 Member Posts: 5,526 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [?][?]

    Ignorance can be fixed, stupid is forever.
  • gclmemgclmem Member Posts: 346 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I bought a camo smoking jacket once.

    Brought it home and then I couldn't find it. :-(

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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    I say. Happy Veterans Day to all the chaps. Bloody good show.




    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

    Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets

    She was only a fisherman's daughter,
    But when she saw my rod she reeled.
  • super chickensuper chicken Member Posts: 58 ✭✭
    edited November -1
  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    A jolly-good Merry Christmas to all the chaps in the club. Good show, gentlemen, bloody good show.




    Lord Lowrider the Loquacious.

    Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets

    She was only a fisherman's daughter,
    But when she saw my rod she reeled.
  • thesupermonkeythesupermonkey Member Posts: 3,905 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Wow, this one is a blast from the past!
    Does it get the award for longest living thread?

    The itsy, bitsy spider crawled up the water...
    BLAM BLAM BLAM!
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