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With great respect of my fellow club member He Dogs openion, I must withdraw "Bad to the bone" from our list of club songs. minda, are you really running around naked impersonating a woman?
Still don't know what a smoking jacket is but I want in on this one! I got everything but the big words and I am looking for the dictionary rat now!
If you run, you'll just die tired!
My humblest of apologies for missing the past several meetings. I've been trying to shake a dreadful infection passed on to me by that trollop the chamber maid.Nasty bit of luck.Coming 'round quite nicely now and all set to join you chaps for a little recreation.
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
Egaad my good man. You too?The bimbo.
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
I say, fellows, would you rather mind if I were to join your merry crew? I confess until now I was reticent because, as that droll fellow Groucho Marx used to say, "I wouldn't belong to any club that would have me". However, I divine you intend to safari near Persia, in pursuit of that truculant mendicant bin Laden, whilst thrashing any bedoins you chance to encounter! Great sport! By way of inducement, might I offer the services of my Bently for ground transport during our time in-country? It accomodates six comfortably, and being a convertible, offers unlimited field of fire. And quite dashing to boot! Perhaps a box of Dunhills might also be in the offing...?
I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare
I like Minda and will sure as heck never dress up as a him. I do like it when * dresses up as a woman. He does it for me only. I get to shave his butt. He always smells like baloney.[This message has been edited by Miss. Creant (edited 10-19-2001).]
I think before it's over,We will all be in the hands of men weaing WHITE jackets,But they have to catch us first.
A unarmed man is a subject.A armed man is a citizen.
Fredneck display some couth if you please. One does not smoke a jacket (you're from the 60's right?) one puts on the jacket when going to the smokehouse. Any member of the upper or even middle crust should know that perfectly well.
Can I join the club I have a more than two guns, and heres one of the best poems ever written, I memorized it all word per word.By Barry SadlerFighting soldiers from the sky, fearless men who jump and die, men who mean just what they say, the brave men of the Green Beret.Silver wings upon their chests, these are men, Americas best, 100 men will test today. But only 3 win the Green Beret.Trained to live off natures land, trained in combat, hand to hand, men who fight by night and day, courage taken from the Green Beret.Silver wings upon their chests, these are men, Americas best, men who mean just what they say, the brave men of the Green Beret.Back at home a young wife waits, her Green Beret has met his fate, he has died for those oppressed, leaving her this last request, "Put silver wings on my sons chest, make him one of Americas best, he'll be a man they'll test one day, have him win the Green Beret.
Gene B,You seem a fine young chap,we shall enjoy your company.Perhaps we could arrange for you to retell that wonderfull "wild dogs"story at our next meeting.It was fascinating,man!!!~sir Lord Beekeeper~[This message has been edited by 218Beekeep (edited 10-19-2001).]
Rembrandt, I understand the cutting edge of ladies chapeaus this season is the "retro" style billed hat. Available in bright orange and woodland camo, it comes with an optional detachable full lenghth body veil for use when traveling overseas. The veil also comes in handy for those bad hair/puffy eye days. Of course, the truely sophisticated lass with accessorize her trendy hat with a Second Ammendment Sisters pin.
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dogs.
Travelor,I second your motion of beverage of choice! I am about to tell a story that involves me breaking several laws of the State of West Virginia, so nobody turn me in, allright fellow societarians.While I was in college at West Virginia University, I attained a minor degree in Philosophy. As you know, the primary grading modality in Philosophy is paper writing. Whenever I had a paper coming up, I would go out and buy a couple of quarts of an expensive Irish or German brew. Fortified by the heavy beer, I felt the spirit of Kant with me as I delivered quality essays on either ethical or religious philosophy. BTW, I never got a grade other than an A when I drank a quart of beer before I started writing.
When you want to dial long distance...AT&T, .223, or Jeremiah 33.3?Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets
Select brothers,I have gathered you here this evening to announce that Bee Man Of Alcatraz and .218 have brought forth to me a list of words they commonly use when conversing with one and other.Perhaps this will get them "in",so to speak.1. discombobulatory2. antinegatulary3. allencompostulatory4. nonreencanterable5. inuandunciary6. positorularialSubmitted on their behalf: ~Sir Lord Beekeeper~
How about passing a peace pipe packed with a mixture of samples of all the different smoking materials present. All members honor their own beliefs, as the pipe is passed to them. Uppon passing the pipe to the next, each must utter five multi sililibrically discumbobulatory antinegatulary allencompostulatory nonreencanterable inuandunciary positorularial affirmations of their best belch? (I prefer good dark heavy home brewed beer, myself...the drink of philisofical munks.)
keep lots of extra uppers for your ar..you can change often enough to keep the thing from over heating...what ever caliber fits the moment..
I deleated my first reply, as I didn't get my signature in there... as I reposted, I see that my choise of words must have strung some chords, does this mean that I can now add the member statement to my signature?
keep lots of extra uppers for your ar..you can change often enough to keep the thing from over heating...what ever caliber fits the moment..
Yes,brother travelor,you are in.And under unique circumstances I might ad.Worked out quite well,I think.~Sir Lord Beekeeper~
CO/Founding Father~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
Splendid! As a new member, might I suggest before we foray to Persia, as homework we all might view "Rough Riders" once more (you DO have a copy, of course?). It shall put us in the proper mood, what? And as an asides, regarding the smoking jacket, I was once forced to dispatch a miscreatant, employing the S&W 640 I had secreted in its pocket. I then doffed the aforementioned jacket in quite some haste, I can assure you! Will that suffice as a "smoking jacket"?
I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare
250savage, You have made a marvelous choice for your smoking jacket!!!!! It does my heart good to see all these fine new members joining our club!! I am also proud of the fact that our club has made it past 100 replys. I think we are making history.
Although I have been out of state for the last few days, I must say that the club membership has been busy.....good to know the jovial atmosphere continues.
Here is a list of all members of our club. If I have missed anyone just let me know and I will be glad to add your name to this list. Rembrandt 218Beekeep shane Lowrider competentone cbxjeff ConcealedG36 He Dog wundudnee Andrew Adams travelor Orphanedcowboy 4000fps varmit hunter Rosie Dancing Bear whiteclouder dano mudge Bubba Joel rodgerglide Mom Mom BlueTic idsman75 will270win .250Savage Gene B. fredneck 218 beeman of Alcatraz minda slidder12 kletus frum texus tightbred The order that your names appeared on this list only reflect the order that I read them on the Smoking jacket topics.
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Rembrandt & 218Beekeep, In honor of our new members I think we should do somthing special. Do you have any Ideas?
Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~[This message has been edited by shane (edited 10-21-2001).]
As a founding member, I hereby propose an amendment to our rules. I resolve that the rules should be changed to reflect that any male who has sexual fantasies regarding any member of the cast of the Dukes of Hazzard except about Daisy Duke be excluded from membership in the society.With regard to our female members, they are to be excluded if they have sexual fantasies regarding any member of the cast except Bo or Luke Duke. (fiance always tells me how "hot" Bo was)I call for a Vote!
When you want to dial long distance...AT&T, .223, or Jeremiah 33.3?Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets [This message has been edited by Andrew Adams (edited 10-21-2001).]
Sir Andrew, While I wholeheartedly agree in principle to your motion, I forsee this stance becoming a lighting rod of controversy in the future.....perhaps we should adopt an alternative stance that has been proven to work well. "Don't ask...Don't tell"....Don't want to know".
Sir Andrew--The most brilliant papers and essays that I wrote in college were preceeded by a few swallows of grape MD 20/20. It is amazing how an almost non-drinker can still reap the literary benefits of an adult beverage prior to composing "works of greatness". I say "works of greatness" because A's seemed to come so much more easily when I was able to base my grades almost solely on my ability to write. It's been a few years and I must confess that I am a bit rusty now but those were fine memories.Rembrandt--With regards to "Don't Ask/Don't Tell", I have a rather humorous story for you. While serving out on the West cost (or Left coast) I became very good friends with a gentleman who was quite an honorable chap. Among my other friends, he was most loyal. One day he asked me if I would be his best man at his wedding. I did so and my signature is on the witness block of their marriage license. It was only a few months later that I learned that he chose "Don't Tell" and the marraige was a cover-up to dissuade investigations into his alternative lifestyle along with the alternative lifestyle of his new bride. I should have known something was fishy about this guy. He was #6 of 12 adopted children and he had a degree from a tech school in "Clown Science". He actually went to Clown College before enlisting! Every member of his family was a practiting carny.
Sir Lord Dutch Master,While I understand in principle your desire to establish a "don't ask, don't tell" type policy, I must rebut that even those members who perhaps decide to participate in an "alternative" lifestyle should be excluded if their standards are low enough to desire *, or Boss Hogg, or Uncle Jesse, or even Roscoe. While I do not think that an undisclosed alternative lifestyle is necessarily grounds for exclusion, one must display the high social standards of our fine members in order to be considered for membership.
When you want to dial long distance...AT&T, .223, or Jeremiah 33.3?Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets
Shasam I made the list,and I cant even spell VARMIT.I can be the honary idiot.I promise to keep and eye on Bubba Joel,s harry spider.
A unarmed man is a subject.A armed man is a citizen.
Just a bloody minute here. The ban on unclean, impure thoughts extends to fantasies about Boss Hogg?Hmmmm. I may have to re-assess my membership.
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
Sorry minda, looks like your choice of shoes puts you out. Perhaps there is another club that might be more to your liking. We all wear wingtips here. No kisses either, just conventional gentlemen's handshake.
O.k. minda I'm gonna let you in on a probationary membership. I'll be your probation officer. How does that sound to you? I've already added your name to the list. The only catch is that if you ain't got a * where it counts don't be shaving the other cooters butt. Or at least don't tell us about it for one week. At that time you can be a full member.
Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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If you run, you'll just die tired!
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare
A unarmed man is a subject.A armed man is a citizen.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dogs.
When you want to dial long distance...AT&T, .223, or Jeremiah 33.3?Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets
keep lots of extra uppers for your ar..you can change often enough to keep the thing from over heating...what ever caliber fits the moment..
keep lots of extra uppers for your ar..you can change often enough to keep the thing from over heating...what ever caliber fits the moment..
CO/Founding Father~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare
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Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~[This message has been edited by shane (edited 10-21-2001).]
Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~
When you want to dial long distance...AT&T, .223, or Jeremiah 33.3?Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets [This message has been edited by Andrew Adams (edited 10-21-2001).]
When you want to dial long distance...AT&T, .223, or Jeremiah 33.3?Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets
A unarmed man is a subject.A armed man is a citizen.
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~