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Hey Shane. I'm not much of a dancer, you'd better lead.
Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
I've added some new members to the revised membership list back on page 4 if anyone is interested. Lowrider the only song I can dance to is "LOWRIDER" Do you know that one?
Might I please importune the leadership of this august body to consider my name for membership in this esteemed group? I own at least **** firearms of various calibers and makes including two model 99 Savages in .250-3000. I have been known to chew on a bubblegum cigar from time to time, savoring the robustness of it's flavor. I also know what puscillanamous means. If you look it up, you will see pictures of Bill and Hilary along with their bosom buddy Osama. As far as my sense of humor, well, I have been known to stretch clear plastic wrap over the top of a toilet bowl and put a very thin film of vaseline on the seat.Sorry, forgot about the high class poetry. From memory:The Jabberwockby Lewis CarrollTwas brillig and the slithy tovesDid gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogroves And the momeraths outgrabe.Beware the Jabberwock, my sonThe jaws that bite the claws that catch.Beware the jubjub bird and shunThe frumious bandersnatch.He took his vorpal sword in handLong time the maxone foe he sought.Til rested he neath the tumtum treeAnd stood a while in thought.And as in uffish thought he stoodThe Jabberwock with eyes of flameCame whiffling through the tulgy woodAnd burbled as it came.One two one two and through and throughThe vorpal blade went snicker snackHe left it dead and with it's headHe went galumphing back.And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?Come to my arms my beamish boyOh frabjous day Calloo callayHe chortled in his joy.Twas brillig and the slithy tovesDid gyre and gimble in the wabeAll mimsy were the borogroves And the momeraths outgrabe.[This message has been edited by Umpimahken (edited 10-28-2001).]
2 99s in 250-3000 will get you there ,I have 2 of the same.I also have several others in various cilibers,as I suppose you do,it should give us plenty to disscuss.There will be plenty of time to bring forth poetry from your own hand.~Sir Lord Beekeeper~
BeeKeep,What in the world are you talkin' about? I didn't get that 30-06 thing. I musta said something weird and forgot about it.
If you run, you'll just die tired! will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
will,that wasn`t me,it was 250Savage kiddin` with ya.Look up shanes list,he has our names listed across from eachother,like dancin` partners,250Savage was sayin he drew you as a dance partner.He was makin` a funny.It wasn`t about anything you said.I got to get to bed,I can`t stay up all night and keep you kids out of trouble..218
Yeah, I just had a buddy who was really into the .270 while I've always been a thutty-ought six man, we always used to argue about it to pass the time, brought back some good memories. Check the members' list back on page 4 (Lord, are we really at 222 posts? I got a bolt gun in that. So that means this is post # 223? Never thought I'd have one of them thar poodle shooters...).
I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
And so far as the membership application of the esteemed Umpimahken goes, I can state unequivocably that this is a man of utmost taste and civility, as he owns TWO, count 'em TWO .250 Savages. He also obviously has an extremely refined sense of humor (you pulled the old "saran-wrap-on-the-toilet" trick too, huh? Funn-ee!). He also employed a word of which I am not cognizant, to wit, puscillanamous. I would employ my Websters', save for the fact that yew havta bee ayble two reed tew yus won off tehm. The only inquiry which I would direct to our new prospect is, "Whutn' hail do Umpimahken mean?"
I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
Sorry BeeKeep, posted that last night when it was late, letters were blurry, and I was still feeling the effect of some "adult beverage". I get it now. Alright everybody give me a great big eloquent, DUH!
If you run, you'll just die tired! will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
I might "bee" horny, but I've never been into hymenopteran. Sorry Mr. Beeman, I know I got your hopes up.
I've still got all of my teeth.VIP Member: ~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
I'd like to announce the finalization of a great deal. Our Smoking Jacket brother, Will270Win, has offered me his Ruger 454 casull 7 1/2 in Barrel, Scope rings (Ruger)Box it came in, all papers(manual), andRCBS 3 Die Carbide Set for the FAIR price of $50. I couldn't be happier!
This is the longest and funniest post I have read in a long time!What happened to the Ladies Shopping club though? I have on my running shoes and am ready to go!!!!
Ms. Beast, I don't know about the status of the ladies shopping club however a quick inside stock tip. If you happen to see my obituary in the paper, run don't walk to the stock broker and invest in either Hobby Lobby or Wal-mart stock. They are about to go up!!!!!!!
" Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects" Will Rogers
Tightbred,Please switch to crack light, the heavy stuff has ruined ya hoss!(hehe)
If you run, you'll just die tired! will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
Tbeast:Nope. It was your assertion that something axiomatic could not be argued. We've been there before,have we not?The Faulknerish length was a little disconcerting but not overly.Clouder..
Umpimahken, Your name has been added to the membership list on page 4. Welcome to the club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did you come up with your name? I can't figure it out.
Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~
To the East and to the West,To the man of the Seaside State and of Pennsylvania,To the Kanadian of the north, to the Southerner I love,These with perfect trust to depict you as myself, the germs are in all men,I believe the main purport of these States is to found a superb friendship, exalte, previously unknown,Because I perceive it waits, and has been always waiting, latent in all men.Yep, its by Walt himself, anyway I can obey by most of the by-laws, as I sit in my Jacket smokin my pipe one thing comes to mind does mt. dew count if its in a crystal glass? As you all can tell im not much on grammer however I would like to join, such a knowledgeable and dapper group of connoisseurs such as yourselves...how bout it?
Yup indeed, does this mean that myself may use the following line ?~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~ As it would make me a humble member of such a fine and prevalent group of men. If so be it than I will raise my glass and propose a toast, if nothing more than to say thank you and please pass the bottle of bubbly.
Well I'm back from a weekend hunting trip in the country....no wild beast for the Smoking Jacket Clubs annual Thanksgiving feast, but there is still time. I'm not sure what the record is for longest thread,....but this is a l o n g one. Have been wondering why we don't have the Smoking Jacket Club Ladies Auxillary. I have an image of fine upstanding ladies in the parlor discussing the opera, social events, and literary topics while looking through spectacles attached to a little stick held by one hand and fanning themselves so delicately with the other.
Yep, Clouder, been there, done that, decided to leave it lie. A wish: Someday after a steak, with a few cans of lager (and of course, can sticks) in front of a campfire! I hope I live long enough, I'm sure you will! Heh heh!
Yup indeed, does this mean that myself may use the following line ?~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~ As it would make me a humble member of such a fine and prevalent group of men. If so be it than I will raise my glass and propose a toast, if nothing more than to say thank you and please pass the bottle of bubbly.
Yep, Clouder, been there, done that, decided to leave it lie. A wish: Someday after a steak, with a few cans of lager (and of course, can sticks) in front of a campfire! I hope I live long enough, I'm sure you will! Heh heh!
Uh Guys I may have be oul of line, but 218beekeep, can we make goheels18 an honorary member, we can restrict him to Milk or juice in his snifter, but anyone wanting to have his own gun at such a young age is deserving, don't you agree?I will abide by the decision.
Orphanedcowboy@msn.comMember ~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~
Orphanedcowboy,what a nice idea,he does live in my hometown as you saw on that other thread.Also,I suppose it would be hard for ~Sir Shane~ not to ad to the list someone named goheels18.~LordBee~
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Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dogs.
Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~
I've still got all of my teeth.VIP Member: ~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
If you run, you'll just die tired! will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--Voltare~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
If you run, you'll just die tired! will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
I've still got all of my teeth.VIP Member: ~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
I've still got all of my teeth.VIP Member: ~Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
" Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects" Will Rogers
If you run, you'll just die tired! will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
Sir Shane of the~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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Orphanedcowboy@msn.comMember ~Secret Select Society of Sauve Stylish Smoking Jackets~